🕷32 - Blog Posts

Happy DoubleParker Day, everyone! (3/2)

Pete: Hey, guys. I noticed both of you are wearing the same bracelets.

Peter: Yeah. I made them for me and Parker.

Pete: How come I didn’t get one?

Peter: Because Parker and I are BFF’s.

Pete: What do you mean? We’re all best friends. What other meaning could BFF stand for?

Parker: “Boyfriends Forever”.

OKAY SO I JUST GOT BACK FROM WATCHING SPIDER-MAN NWH THE MORE FUN STUFF VERSION AND I WANNA SHARE MY THOUGHTS ON ONE SCENE! BEWARE OF SPOILERS!

You know that one scene where the three Spider-Men were chatting at the Statue of Liberty? The part where Peter-One and Peter-Three were talking about Peter-Two’s web situation? Well, there’s a line that had me SCREAMING.

When P2 was explaining how he shoots his webs, P3 thought that’s cool and he’d like to see a closer look and said - I quote -, “I wanna see the holes” (P2’s wrist holes). I guess P2 must’ve had a dirty mind because he made a face that was kinda like, “😳”.

So yeah, that’s my thought. Don’t believe me, watch it for yourself.

DoubleParker Week: Day Seven (Last Day) - Coffee Shop

“I Now Pronounce You Husband and Husband” Chapter 3.

This event has been fun! Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!

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DoubleParker Week - Day Six: Parenthood

Summary: The three Spider-Man live together as brothers from another mother after their final battle. Nothing unusual happened.

Until Pete received a letter from the mail that will change the relationship between Peter and Parker forever.

Chapter 2 is based on this post

Chapter 3 will be posted tomorrow, since it’s for Day Seven

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DoubleParker Week - Day Three: High School

Summary: After talking to each other for the first time on their class field trip, Peter confesses his love for his nerdy crush, Parker…in paper and pencil.

Based on this post.

Stay tuned for Days Six and Seven!

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Soup

Parker: (calls Peter) Hello?

Peter: Hey, what’s up?

Parker: I need your help. Can you come here?

Peter: I can’t. I’m buying clothes.

Parker: All right, well, hurry up and get over here.

Peter: I can’t find them.

Parker: What do you mean, you can’t find them?

Peter: I can’t find them. There’s only soup.

Parker: What do you mean, there’s only soup?

Peter: It means there’s only soup.

Parker: Well then, get out of the soup aisle!

Peter: All right. You don’t have to shout at me. (Walks to next aisle) There’s more soup.

Parker: What do you mean, there’s more soup?!

Peter: There’s just more soup.

Parker: Go to the next aisle!

Peter: (at next aisle) There’s still soup.

Parker: Where are you right now?!

Peter: I’m at soup!

Parker: What do you mean, you’re at soup?!

Peter: I mean I’m at soup!

Parker: What store are you in?!

Peter: I’m at the soup store!

Parker: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Peter: FUCK YOU!

Peter and Parker Stuck in a Treehouse

Parker: Peter?

Peter: What?

Parker: Where’s the door hole?

Peter: It goes right there. See, I drew it with a magic marker.

Parker: You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw.

Peter: Dude, I’m gonna.

Parker: Oh, really?

Peter: Yes!

Parker: So, go get the power saw.

Peter: Okay, I will. (Walks directly into the wall) I see the problem.

Parker: OH, DO YA?!

32?! The fuck?!

I was going to suggest making some sort of challenge based on the amount of spam bots I've had to report in the durarara tag this month, sort of as a joke. But then I counted and it ended up being 32. Whatever sort of challenge that would have ended up being would have inevitably killed someone.