Absolutely Me - Blog Posts

who else out here rockin’ memory problems!!!

i want to try every career at least once like i’m barbie

I want to shut up forever but I’m always thinking of more dumb shit to say

absolutely shell-shocked every time i remember i exist in other people's minds. people talk about me when i'm not there?? people think about me when i'm not there??? this is mind-blowing

i talk to myself in reblogs

*likes your personal post that i don’t fully understand or have context for just so you know i’m listening and i care about you*

everything I post on here is literally me talking to myself. btw

My life is so normal & Dope besides from the occasional falls from Grace

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

i'm not ghosting you, i forgot i was real

“I LOVE that game!” (watched a letsplay and commentary about it)

*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

it’ll be fine I just have to be a shaking terrified animal about it

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

ever since i was a little girl i’ve always known i’m a big fan of alone time

Deadbeat older sister

give me 10 years and maybe I'll finish a thing or two

don’t ever talk to me or my 4500000000 niche AUs ever again

I wanna lose weight but I also like eating crap and lying down 

coming up with a fic idea: heck yeah

developing the idea: H E C K Y E A H

actually writing the idea: oh no

pizza is the only love triangle i want

“Do you ship...” Buddy I will ship almost anything if I think about it too long. I love love and situations

I delete posts cuz I be getting mature after 30 minutes