Aha Hsr - Blog Posts

I need to know what Aha's thought process when blowing up the Astral Express was. They spent, what, a year on the train before it happened? That takes planning. That takes dedication. Did Akivili do something to anger them? Aha had to assume that would attract THEIR attention, right? Did they just think, as they often do, "Oh, this is gonna be so fucking funny," and then dedicate a year to this prank? I need to know what was going through their head.

*Hypnotizes you into being interested in ahavili*

I say I ship Ahavili, and I do, but when I say this I mean it specifically in the sense that I don't think their relationship was necessarily romantic nor was it platonic but rather a secret third thing entirely incomprehensible by human mind requiring the specific level of devotion to another being required to literally BREAK THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE in order to mourn them

But also in human terms they were married

I place Aha in a comically large blender and turn it on to the max speed and they sit on the blade and spin like it’s a particularly aggressive merry go round