Aizawa Shouta - Blog Posts

some inspired by mine and @universalrainbow dms about their fanfic!

no one :izuku walking into a ua meeting "hey dadmight, grampazu I'm going out with kacchan is that okay?"

ua staff shaking in fear :

nezu : of course! do you need money?

all might : of course son do you want me to call your sister to ascort yous?

us staff shaking even faster now

Izuku : uh I'm okay gramps thanks tho! and yeah sure dad! I'll see yous later! bye senseis!

nezu and all might : bye izuku!

ua staff shaking and not making eye contact : b-bye m-midoriya....

aizawa :YOU KNOCKED ME OUT

Izuku : you ran into a wall after saying and I qoute "not today Satan"

aizawa :... oh

inspired by the dms of me and @universalrainbow

THEY TURNED ONE OF MY SHIT POSTS INTO A AO3 FIC IM SOBBING

izuku and aizawa qoutes part 4!

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Aizawa: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.

Izuku : That sounds like a dare to me.

Aizawa: Oh my god.

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aizawa: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Izuku : Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.

aizawa worried :... kid you good?

izuku 'doesn't plan to make it past 28 'midoriya :I'm just peachy

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Izuku : Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp!

aizawa: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons?

Izuku : Whatever caves first!

aizawa :... oh

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Izuku : Oh, fiddlesticks.

aizawa: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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aizawa and izuku busting a drug raid at 3am : Hey problem child , I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Izuku tired as fuck , pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

aizawa: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, problem child! where tf did you even get that?!!

izuku deadpan : gun go brr

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some crack idea with the ofa vestiges and izuku +some aizawa

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izuku calmly talking to the vestiges in the living room fo the dorms : and then he said

yoichi : wait I head something....

Hikage Shinomori : yeah... nine hold on for a second

Daigoro Banjo :OMG WHO CARES I WANNA HEAR THE REST.

En :...its a person... who'd be up at 3am?

aizawa who's hiding behind the wall confused as fuck : what the fuck

izuku without missing a beat : aizawa sensei.

aizawa panicked even more because what in the fuck is going on : WHAT THE FUCK

Aizawa after a patrol getting home at 4am : oh god get theys FUCKING boots off me!

Aizawa two seconds later face planting onto the couch : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DID I CHOSE TO LIVE LIKE THIS

Aizawa and izuku quotes part 3!

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Aizawa : Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Izuku: Oh, I’m always running

Izuku: The question is from what

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Aizawa : ya know kid I've never seen you look so tired you good?

Izuku :a few words ; fucking ghosts in my head are loud as shit

Aizawa : Oh makes se- I'm sorry WHAT?

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Izuku : What’s up? I’m back.

Aizawa: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Izuku : Death is a social construct.

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Izuku : I live purply on spite.

Aizawa : i find that hard to believe...

Izuku: all my live I've been told I could never be a hero and that I should just give up and kill myself. I'm purely running on spite and lots of coffee

Aizawa :.... OKAY WHAT THE FUC-

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Aizawa bursting into the teachers lounge :WHERE IS PROBLE-

Yamada :shhhhh cemmer he's sleeping

Aizawa :... What

Izuku Sleeping on the couch curled up like a kitten : mmmrhp

Aizawa 'this is now my child' : oh my god

Izuku shifting in his sleep : mmrhp

Aizawa now petting izuku's hair and izuku leaning into the touch and almost purring :oh. My. God

Midnight :he's little a little kitten oh my god!

Yamada : sho sho can we have him please!

Aizawa 'weak for the little kitten boy' : yes.

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Aizawa: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?

Izuku : Why start now?

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Aizawa and izuku quotes part 2!

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Aizawa: Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother.

Izuku : Mmm, we aren't really that close.

Aizawa: Oh, good in that case please sign theys *slides him adoption forms *your mine now

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Izuku : Hello aizawa , made anyone cry today?

Aizawa : Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

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Izuku : How petty can you get?

Aizawa: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Izuku :... I'm not even suprised to be honest

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Aizawa: Hey,what is that? water?

Izuku drinking out of a water bottle : It’s not water.

Aizawa: Vodka?! Problem child n-

Izuku : It’s vinegar.

Aizawa: …What?

Izuku : It's vinegar pussy.

Aizawa :... Why

Izuku : slurp.

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Aizawa after he hears izuku back story: I'm going the fight everyone who has insulted you Izuku .

Izuku : I hate myself.

Aizawa: Alright, square up were fighting too

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Aizawa texting the ua class 1a and pros group chat

Sleepingbag : I'm bored, any suggestions?

Problemchild : Sleeping is nice.

Sleepingbag: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it and you can't talk I saw you in the kitchen at 2am staring at the wall drinking out a coffee pot.

Problemchild :... Touché

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Izuku , holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Aizawa: Tea.

Izuku : Wrong. It's coffee.

Aizawa :even better pass that shit here

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Izuku : If I die, you can have what little I own.

Aizawa: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?

Izuku : My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.

Aizawa:

Aizawa: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.

No one :

Izuku cracking his knuckles during class : hm

All of class 1-a and aizawa snapping their heads to him instantly : DEK- PROBL-

izuku looking around : wow. Wow seriously.

Class 1-a : sorry... Its just.... Its you we can never be safe

Aizawa : i wouldn't put it past you to break your hand during class too.

Izuku deadpan sighing : I hate this fucking class.

Class 1-a :GASP. MIDORIYA! LANGUAGE!

Things that my dad and I have said while we're on holiday but as aizawa and izuku! And present mic as my mother part 2!!

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Aizawa : it's to early for alcohol right now

Izuku : it's 6pm in France rn so

Aizawa :Welp pass me the bottle

Yamada : fuck it pass me it too

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Izuku : question

Aizawa : answer

Izuku : I.... Yeah okay nvm

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Izuku : hey can I get this?

Aizawa : will you use it?

Izuku : it's clothes duh.

Aizawa : eh sure then

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Izuku : I can't believe you've done this. My pride and joy long dog

Aizawa : you'll live

Izuku : no. No I won't father.

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Things that my dad and I have said while we're on holiday but as aizawa and izuku! And present mic as my mother

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Aizawa : honestly I hate driving I might just crash the car

Izuku :plz don't wait till my song is done at least

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Izuku: I might just jump out the car rn

Aizawa :not rn wait like 10 more minutes I'll speed up for you

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Aizawa :if I'm gonna buy you alcohol you may as well fucking down it

Izuku : fucking bet! Let's go

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Izuku : honestly I might jump off that clif in a second

Aizawa :ill record it

Present mic :... Wtf is wrong with you both?

Izuku : alot

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Aizawa and izuku as random quotes part 1!

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Aizawa struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Izuku pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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Izuku : .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

[translation: I’M SORRY]

Aizawa : What's that?

Izuku : Remorse code.

Aizawa : I'm even angrier now.

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Izuku : What’s up guys? I’m back.

Aizawa : What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Izuku : Death is a social construct

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Izuku : *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Aizawa : Mind your language!

Izuku : What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Aizawa :

Izuku : You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes

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Izuku : I prevented a murder today.

Aizawa : Really? How’d you do that?

Izuku glaring at bakugo: self control.

Class 1a watching a horror movie :OMFG HOLY SHIT

Izuku deadpan :eh I could have killer her better then that smh

Class 1a looking at him scared as fuck : im sorry what?

Izuku looking at them : oh common it was armature at best he could have dragged it along more atleaset.

Aizawa :....problem child.

Izuku looking at him :what up?

Aizawa : therapy 12pm tomorrow.

Izuku :WHAT WHY

Aizawa :BECAUSE

izuku storming off to his dorm :UGH YOUR THE WORST DAD

Izuku' cracking bones' midoriya : and so I was standing there scared child on my back and he was like brugh! And so I detroit smashed him so much he kinda just went belgh

All of class 1-a that wasn't at the raid :... YOU KILLED HIM?

Izuku 'I will murder for kids' midoriya : twas a logical rush.

The heros that were there for it and saw the aftermath :... Eraser your kid is fucking insane.

Eraser ' I will kill for theys kids' head : haha yep. My problem child

Had this one in the Vault for a while. I need to get around to actually Colouring it 😭

Mha head canons

In no particular order

Warnings: none

enjoy♡

•Bakugou loves the song "Living on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi, reason being that the yelling gets louder as the song progresses

•Uraraka had a pet hamster growing up

•Kirishima has a shark onesie he wears every night, he can't sleep without it on

•Kirishima has two moms

•Tamaki has a small Lemillion plush but when Eri came around he decided she needed it more than he did

•Tamaki can crochet very well, he normally just makes plushys

•Aizawa can distinguish identical cats from one another, this helps because he feeds the more than 30 stray cats behind his house and all of them have names

•Aizawa gifted a kitten to Shinso when they began training together, Aizawa will threaten Shinso with taking the kitten if Shinso starts slacking

•Tokoyami loves it when people who are close to him run their hands through his feathers, though he pretends to hate it

•Bakugou had a Undertale faze in middle school, his favorite AU was Underfell

•Momo is a professional in archery

•Tetsutetsu has two dads

•Bakugou also likes the song "The Great Escape" by Boys like Girls because it has the lyrics 'watch it burn, let it die'

Last night, almost falling asleep, this crossed my mind…

Who would win between Eraserhead vs a Weeping Angel?

Remembering that Weeping Angels are considered difficult to destroy when they are frozen and Eraserhead can only remain without blinking for a certain amount of time. What do you think?

Katsuki, kissing Izuku: Hey sweetheart.

Izuku, kissing back: What’s up, babe.

Uraraka: Did we miss something?

Shouto: Oh, no no, they’re just playing a game, no biggie.

Mina: What game?

Shinso: It’s called gay chicken. The point of the game is for two guys to pretend to be gay together for as long as possible.

Shouto: and whoever chickens out first loses.

Shota, with a knowing look: And how long has it been since they are, uh… pretending?

Shinso: Three weeks.

Class 1-A:

Uraraka:

Shouto, leaning over: They’re pretty stubborn.

*** Later***

Izuku: no but seriously, did you see their faces?

Katsuki: I knOw. Uraraka looked like she wanted to cry *laughs*

Izuku, looking at Katsuki: now we just have to tell them that we are dating, not playing gay chicken.

Katsuki: *sigh* Uraraka is going to have a stroke.

hey guys, this is just the list of all the chapters in my Fic: To the Bone, We rise. if ur interested imma post the link at the bottom of the post.

Book 1: To the Bone, We Rise

The Boy in the Green Hoodie

A Ghost in the System

Tooth and Claw

Break the Boy, Build the Blade

Blood in the Gutter, Teeth in the Dark

Soft Things Die in the Light

The Names We Burn

The Child the System Forgot

When the Quiet Bite

A Fire Without Oxygen

What Remains in the Bones

The Cost of Being Chosen

You’re Not My Son (And Other Lies We Tell)

Ashes in the Mouth of God

No One Drowns Alone

And Still He Stays

The Breaking That Builds

To the Bone, We Rise

Epilogue – And the Light Finds Us Anyway (Green Eyes, Red Threads)

in the works :P

Because they tried to build something holy out of a boy made of scars. Because they wanted him powerful, obedient, and empty. Because gods are easier to control when you carve out everything human first.   Book I: To the Bone, We Rise – COMPLETE BUT NOT FULLY POSTED A boy abandoned. A ghost born in the dark. A system meant to forget him—and the family that refused to let him be forgotten.   Book II: What They Tried to Bury He rose. They lost. But secrets rot slow. And something is still alive in the vault where his name was never supposed to resurface.   Book III: The Red Door Book IV: The Boy Who Broke Design Book V: We Name the Ghosts Ourselves

link to series:

https://archiveofourown.org/series/4787785

Izuku: i’ve already decided what I'm gonna do

Nezu: hmm?

Izuku: i’m gonna manipulate Shouta

I like to imagine that because Nemuri was really flirty, even when she was young, that once Shouta and Hizashi had gotten together Shouta turned to her like:

Like he pulls it from God knows where and this absolute baby of a man has single-handedly become the most adorable and terrifying thing Nemuri has ever experienced.

Shouta, talking about vigilante Izuku: “Has anybody here had any contact with him in the last five months?”

Katsuki, who has been exchanging rants about their favorite shows with him daily and is currenly typing a new one: “…No.”

Ochako: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Midoriya: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Aizawa: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Midoriya: but I heard a siren.

Tsu: That was Iida screaming.

Shouta: The past is gone, don’t live in it

Ghost Oboro: so are you having a mental break or has you frontal lobe finally developed?

Shouta: I'm surprised you're this calm in a fight.

Izuku: I'm having 6 mental breakdowns and they're pretty much cancelling each other out.

Izuku: *at night in bed after being drugged up because of injuries* good night moon

Izuku: good night tree

Izuku: good night ghosts only i can see

Recovery girl, who was tucking him in: *shaking*

Aizawa, who was standing in the corner: well that's not concerning at all.

*Later*

Aizawa, still mumbling under his breath: ghosts? Oboro?

Yagi, walks around a corner:

Aizawa:*Scared grunt*

Aizawa: oh its just you. thought problem child was right about the ghosts for a minute.

Yagi: he is

Aizawa: what?

Yagi: what?

“Okay, I know Midoriya has the entertainment level of crack cocaine but it’ll be easier on my mental health if everyone ignores him. I’m begging here.” – Aizawa

Apparition : https://archiveofourown.org/works/23396779 I'd really like to say I think this is really neat 🤗

I feel like aizawa and class 1A would get life 360 because aizawa wants to know where they are in case of a villain attack but eventually it gets turned on him and he gets messages from everyone like "Mr aizawa can u get us maccas pls?"

id also like to imagine that izuku, being the nervous wreck he is, only has his location turned on for aizawa, bakugo, todoroki, and MAYBE Allmight.

Izuku in every vigilante fic be like: