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izuku and aizawa qoutes part 4!
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Aizawa: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Izuku : That sounds like a dare to me.
Aizawa: Oh my god.
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aizawa: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.
Izuku : Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.
aizawa worried :... kid you good?
izuku 'doesn't plan to make it past 28 'midoriya :I'm just peachy
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Izuku : Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp!
aizawa: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons?
Izuku : Whatever caves first!
aizawa :... oh
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Izuku : Oh, fiddlesticks.
aizawa: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
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aizawa and izuku busting a drug raid at 3am : Hey problem child , I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Izuku tired as fuck , pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
aizawa: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, problem child! where tf did you even get that?!!
izuku deadpan : gun go brr
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Aizawa and izuku quotes part 2!
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Aizawa: Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother.
Izuku : Mmm, we aren't really that close.
Aizawa: Oh, good in that case please sign theys *slides him adoption forms *your mine now
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Izuku : Hello aizawa , made anyone cry today?
Aizawa : Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
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Izuku : How petty can you get?
Aizawa: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Izuku :... I'm not even suprised to be honest
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Aizawa: Hey,what is that? water?
Izuku drinking out of a water bottle : It’s not water.
Aizawa: Vodka?! Problem child n-
Izuku : It’s vinegar.
Aizawa: …What?
Izuku : It's vinegar pussy.
Aizawa :... Why
Izuku : slurp.
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Aizawa after he hears izuku back story: I'm going the fight everyone who has insulted you Izuku .
Izuku : I hate myself.
Aizawa: Alright, square up were fighting too
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Aizawa texting the ua class 1a and pros group chat
Sleepingbag : I'm bored, any suggestions?
Problemchild : Sleeping is nice.
Sleepingbag: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it and you can't talk I saw you in the kitchen at 2am staring at the wall drinking out a coffee pot.
Problemchild :... Touché
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Izuku , holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Aizawa: Tea.
Izuku : Wrong. It's coffee.
Aizawa :even better pass that shit here
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Izuku : If I die, you can have what little I own.
Aizawa: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?
Izuku : My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.
Aizawa:
Aizawa: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.
No one not a soul :
Izuku walking past bakugo whispering : I'm gonna rip your hands off.
Bakugo :... WHAT THE FUCK NERD?
Izuku acting all innocent : huh? I didn't say anything are you okay kachan?
Bakugo slightly scared : NO WTF DID YOU JUST SAY?!
izuku : nothing? Are you okay did you hit your head too hard during training?
No one says anything for a good few seconds before izuku smiles everyone thinks it's his normal smile but to bakugo its his "no one will ever believe you bitch" smile