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🏋️‍♂️ anon

YES YES YES HOLY EFFING HELL YES!!!!

I love ALL OF THIS

and misha you're totally right about mickey making it rain feel.

I love that eddie checks with steve first to make sure this is all totally okay before doing it because PTSD is a real thing and he wants to make sure above all is his stevie being okay upstairs.

EDDIE FUCKING ACTING LIKE HE WAS AN ATHLETE???!!! DEAD YOU HAVE KILLED ME

His little hamming it up, going on and on about different coaches and advices.

Uugghh I love it!!

Just imagine one day grocery shopping or some shit steve runs into an actual coach that eddie managed to name correctly and invites him for dinner.

He comes and Eddie is so fucking thrown off but tries to bluster his way through conversation.

"What was it you were saying coach daniels helped you with senior year? Helping with your wrestling grips and flips?" Steve asks looking between the two.

Eddie blushing and cutely flustered "oh yeah, what was it you used to say coach grip the wrists not the fingers when doing the head grip?"

Coach daniels looking bewilderdly at steve like 'are you two fucking with me?'

And then to eddie, double the size the once hunger panged framed boy he remembered was, a belly peeking through his tight hellfire shirt, he definitely remembered the shirt but not the kid.

"Uh no freddie,"

"Eddie."

"Eddie my apologies, the proper hold for that move is the exact opposite "

Eddie blushing and steve grinning at him like the bird that got the canary.

When the coach leaves steve offering to demonstrate those grips on eddie so he can manhandle him teach him a lesson about fibbing.

Eddie being right back to it the next time steve works out.

"Hey babe coach William's said to keep your back straight with that move, then roll your shoulders forward"

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Hahaha I love it 🍊, I don't know whether Steve would actually invite some rando into their space, but I can absolutely imagine basically all of this as like a

"Guess who I ran into today at the store, Eddie? Remember, coach Williams? You know the guy you've been giving me such great advice from? It's funny he doesn't really remember you."

"yeah well it's been a few years..."

"hmm yeah I bet. Wonder if he'd even recognize you these days...what weight class were you back in the day, Edds? Featherweight? Ya know I hate to break it to you but I don't know if they have a name for your weight class, big guy"

And they're both just panting and dry mouthed and pressing against each other pretending to be casual

Hey sorry, this is FictionalFormerAthleteEddie!Anon (FFA lmao) just wanted to make sure regarding my previous ask

I have to apologise if it came out a bit of a mess

Honestly my insomnia has been so bad this week so feeling pretty fried but I know you said You had a long train journey so wanted to send something for the day of

I just want to be clear - same as yourself - I’m not into any slob, health related or (this one feels like I should particularly bring it up for the kink dump I sent) I’m not a fan of or trying to imply any sort of ruination kink, it’s not something I like myself or am interested in, but more importantly this is your blog so wouldn’t want to send you any kink stuff that you were uncomfortable with

I just can’t remember what I sent and want to make sure my language didn’t imply as such - coz I know you have also said that is a no go for yourself too - and I know it’s a fine line sometimes and I do try to be careful with my words but again….brain fried 🥲

To be clear - and again - can’t remember what I wrote - I just like the idea of a beefy Steve,, sweaty and focused, working out, with a spectating cocky, soft, spoilt & lazy Eddie just talking a big game, playing that he’s oblivious to his own physique opposite Steve’s.

It’s also why I was so cautious about putting in a lot of consent and communication footnotes but like ….I don’t want to get the sads in this beautiful kink space - I think I’ve slept like 9 hours in the past 5-6 days 🥲🥲💝💝💝

Love your work though! Big fan and hope you have a safe trip!!

Awe FFA (lol)🏋️ do not apologize!

I loved your ask and I completely understood it. I knew it wasn't slob or ruination or anything, you expressed yourself really well and I thought it was super hot. It was mostly a roleplaying and contrast thing, which, I mean chef's kiss!!

Beefy sweaty Steve putting his cute annoying Fatboy in his place is an ideal scenario for me. I love bouncing around ideas and it gives me inspiration to try to write longer form stuff, so never hesitate to send stuff, I always get around to answering eventually hahaha.

Thank you for checking in with me about it though, I get the sense that a lot of the folks who send asks tend to sort of get what I'm about and what we all are sort of into so hopefully we don't have to worry too much about squicking each other out.

For example one of my friends knows that I'm really into bullying and teasing as a kink with a lot of my pairings and sends me really good asks about it. I can't guarantee that folks who follow me will be as into some of the more aggressive teasing and bullying that I like to write (like f-slur stuff, mean descriptions, but like beneath it all there's still attraction) so I'll be sure to put content warnings and include a read more break just to make sure!

I'm hoping that my weird little corner of Tumblr can be a space for all of us to collectively and safely explore the beauty and sexuality of wg/size kink 🥰🥰🥰 we are all goblins respectfully

Steve’s taken up swimming recreationally again. Just doing laps and really, the trauma of feeling vulnerable in the water during the whole vecna thing, the water being a place he thinks of as *his* element (swim captain and all) he just has this urge to get back into it, for himself, and for a whole variety of reasons

He’s dropped some speed and stamina since high school and ehh he’s not really concerned about it and not super serious about it but thinks okay hey could be an idea to pull out some of those older high school training workout routines to build up his strength in the water, just doing it casually in his spare time

So Steve just running through his weight sets, doing push ups, sit ups, etc etc exercise

Well of course Eddie makes sure to be around - Steve, breathing heavily, sweaty, most likely shirtless, his hairy beefy muscles flexing? fucking try and keep him away.

Not that it’s hard - Steve likes background noise so is generally doing this all in the living room with the TV on in the bg. So Eddie just lays out “some” snacks for the show, rubs his hands together in anticipation, and parks himself on the couch, ass down feet up, ready for his visual and literal feast

It’s a new experience for Eddie, watching Steve exercise. Eddie never went to a single high school sporting event in his GD life, so never saw “The Hair” in his high school sporting heyday, but wow, Steve is so focussed! He knows Steve said he’s just mostly doing this for fun but once he starts a workout - Steve is competing with himself, pushing himself with his own challenges & goals, handsome face all furrowed up, eyes intense. He gets in his own world

Well Eddie thrives on watching Steve, but likewise, Eddie thrives on attention.

So Eddie decides he’s also gonna set himself some challenges.

Namely how long does it take to completely break Steve’s concentration til he pounces on Eddie like a sweaty animal.

He’s even got his own list of set plays:

Like Eddie will make sure to shift his pants to under his belly at the most opportune times - caught him stopping & staring just 30 seconds into bicep curls, Munson, new personal best

He’ll wear a low cut top, and lean forward for more food and push his tits together to create a taste of cleavage when the time is right - Eddie’s learnt through trial and error that the time for this is when Steve’s moved onto sit ups (get right in his line of sight and watch Steve noticeably linger on the sit up, then be on his back suspiciously longer for the down part)*

Then Eddie starts getting more creative, devising a character he likes to get into - After all, Eddie will not pass up a chance to be a irritating melodramatic character-acting ham. So he cooked up a strange athlete-gone-obliviously-soft caricature he plays up.

Now, Eddie definitely has no illusions about his lifelong lack of athletic prowess, Eddie’s never even pretended to be interested in sports for a second, both him and Steve know this, which means the stretching of the absurdity of this persona is part of the fun for Eddie

And the deeper and sweatier Steve gets into his workout, the more the visual combination of Eddie just sitting plump and pretty and ceaselessly eating himself out of his clothes vs the honestly inanely unhelpful “tips” he’s giving Steve, seems to rile up Steve in all the right ways

Eddies just lazily glutting himself, pizza box sat on his lap/belly, a bucket of fried chicken lined up for follow up, and between bites he’ll start offering Steve some helpful pointers. Mouth full, cheeks bulging, soft creamy lower gut inching further into his lap as the workout session goes on, really playing up the condescension, he’ll go for faux realism at first “idk man, form there looks a bit harsh on your lower back, if I were you I’d lower my shoulders a bit for that one” “…thanks Eddie”

But the longer Steve goes without breaking, Eddie will just start saying more and more nonsensical shit like “Might want to get some leg swing action in there for a real burn” when Steve’s doing like, lateral raises. But just saying it with so much unearned self assured bravado, while spreading his chunky thighs suggestively, to allow for more belly room

He’ll work in ridiculous stories of his own made up high school athletic achievements (“*chewing* what’s this exercise called again Stevie?” *breathe* *grunt* it’s a bent over row Ed.” “Oh yeah old bend over rows. Those ones’ll pay off, found all those bend overs really helped me get in the right shape for that ‘85 championship game.”)

He’ll say how he used to do things when he was “out on the field/track/pitch”, he’ll attribute his advice back to the “wise words” of his “coach” who’s name and sporting specialty seems to change on a whim, and the advice ends up being almost incomprehensible to someone who actually knows what they’re doing like Steve.

He’ll “absent mindedly” jiggle his belly while going on these “trips down nostalgia lane”**

Still something about the easy way Eddie just keeps on marathon non-stop stuffing himself the whole time, snacks getting more and more gratuitous, and the teasing criticism & the unmerited confidence of his coaching, which becomes more and more breathy the fuller he gets

All from the mouth of someone who hasn’t gotten up from the couch the whole time, except to lean forward to grab more food from the coffee table …..just..the delicious contrast gets Steve so hot under the collar. Steve never thought he was into jocks, but a jock gone soft is a whole new world he hadn’t thought about

Steve’s personal bests fluctuate week to week, workout to workout, but his progress getting back into a steady swimming routine is averaging an upwardly linear progression.

Eddie however will happily report that he beats his own personal time record every session

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*interlude here at the asterisk - Maybe this is under negotiated at first - but Once Eddie’s made sure, and is completely confident Steve knows Eddie’s not seriously meaning to undermine his workouts, that he knows Eddie is really happy Steve has an outlet and happy he’s combatting his PTSD in healthy ways, Steve assuring him he doesn’t mind it one bit, enjoys the teasing, enjoys the pretence even that he’s not enjoying it, the irritation all for show and ultimately part of the game and honestly Eddie giving him a “happy ending” is his new favourite part of exercising, that’s when Eddie feels free to get more creative

**And actually Steve’s gonna maybe need to tell Eddie to tone it down in future with the comedy act coz his rouse of playful irritation at points is getting hard to keep up, coz man Eddie is just so soft looking, stuffed full and being so irritatingly cute - which leaves Steve at points leaning dangerously to breaking his now designated character of “interrupted in-training athlete” and getting the giggles - which would be fine in another scenario, but not exactly ideal or easy to maintain while holding weights or certain positions

Hahaha i love this 🏋️anon, this gives me Ian doing situps while Mickey tosses bills at him energy (if you watch shameless)

I also love that it gets to be an outlet for both of them. Steve feels more confident, likes getting his muscle mass back, helps him feel useful and just ready for anything. Eddie gets another outlet to be a creative weirdo. Nympho boy loves regular sex, but weird roleplay sex where he gets to play a character? Uh, yes please.

The contrast is obviously hot and the game of getting Steve to say "fuck it" and fuck him, beautiful. There's so much here and I feel like I'm not doing it justice of telling you how on board I am and I know you have a follow up but just i love this.

Also Eddie being like "Who needs free weights when you have a sexy fat ass boyfriend to toss around. You want a workout? I'll give you one, big boy 😈"