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Concept, AkiKasa hitman AU except itβs just Akito trying to hide the fact heβs a hitman in various comedic ways.
Akito comes back to their shared apartment covered in blood and tells Tsukasa this elaborate story about how he tripped and fell out a window. Akito whoβs on a date with Tsukasa and realizes now would be the perfect time to kill his target so he spends the entire date coming up with excuses to sneak off.
For extra comedic value, Tsukasa knows Akito is lying to him and plays along for the sake of seeing what excuse Akito comes up with.
Akito: I give up. I am so tired. Touya: Get the emergency supply! Rui: *Carries Tsukasa and places him in front of Akito* Tsukasa: *Smiles* Akito: AND I AM BACK BABY LETβS GOOO!
passing tsukasa around like he's a blunt on the world's most mentally ill rotation
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