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i don't usually headcanon sexualities bc i think that's a bit constricting to put on a fictional character but also here me out: bi alex, and aggressively-an-ally straight kyra in a relationship. you say something homophobic and your online bank account squeals in terror.
can i just say i love the fact alex rider isn’t the chosen one. like yeah he’s the only successful child spy but that’s only because his uncle was just grooming him since birth to be a spy and no one in their right mind would do that to their kid
From a suggestion by @bakedbeansandbruhmoments: Alex + Tom being silly
thank you very much :)
alex rider or artemis fowl au where everything is the same except they’re pen pals with each other
alex getting his ears pierced in point blank is a very small detail but important to me because imagine the conversation he had when he came back to school
classmate: where have you been these last couple of weeks
alex: had a cold
classmate: you get your ear pierced when you have a cold??
currently rereading alex rider and i knew ian was a little bit unhinged but i forgot exactly how unhinged he was. wdym you teach your kid how to drive the minute he’s tall enough to reach the pedals???
we at MI6 treat everyone equally, man or woman, adult or child. you will still be sent on missions, so come and join us right away 😀👍
we at mi6 prioritize diversity. one of our agents is a child
alexmis is such a funny ship to me because it’s just a bunch of people who read alex rider and artemis fowl around the same time when they were kids and went “why do they kinda look good together” and now they’re probably watching some grumpy rich ceo x poor/middle class hard worker kdramas
