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Leon: You sure you're suppose to hold it?
Alfred: yes.
It blew up 10 seconds after he said that.
Personally I’m into puritan names like “Fight the Good Faith of Faith” or “Flying from Fornication.” Though I also like the headcanon that he changes it whatever he feels like. Have all F-middle names.
What do you think America’s middle name is?
I’m curious since I’ve seen people give him the most random names, from Alfred Fucking Jones to names that are actually plausible like Alfred Franklin Jones.
So, if you want, let me know what does the F. stand for in your opinion
Headcanon that Molossia is always formal with America no matter the situation, like
Took me ages, but I’m finally finished the piece I was working on
😚 @quakinn
As someone from DC, much of the Hetalia fandom lacks the nuances of growing up in such a place; especially in regards to the character of America/Alfred. America/Alfred would have a secret service detail, many of the events he would go to would be high security events, he would probably LIVE IN DC or in the area, he would give tributes at US leader’s funerals and would be in the front row alongside the family and presidents, BE WOULD HAVE A MEMORIAL LIBRARY AT THE VERY LEAST, he would adore DC sports teams and would probably want to meet Jaiden Daniels irl, at the Easter egg roll he would dress up as the Easter bunny and run around with the kids on the White House lawn, AND HE WOULD HAVE A COLLECTION OF PICTURES WITH THE PRESIDENTS. That man would live and breathe DC and I STAND BY MY TRUTH!
Another America Hetalia Headcanon @musicalyeetreblr encouraged me to post:
If America had son, he would name him after Davie and try his absolute hardest give him the happiest childhood possible. However, once this kid reaches his teen years, he’d have an extremely rebellious phase and foster a strong hatred for his dad. America would be absolutely heartbroken because he named this kid after someone he loved deeply and instead he’s been met with rejection. It’s as if he’s become distant to Davie all over again.
Hetalia Headcanon: America can speak French and does so without much hassle when he needs to. However this rarely if ever happens because France and Canada absolutely hate it. He speaks Louisiana French specifically, which sounds so foreign and divergent to the both of them, meaning they think America’s French is crappy and inferior to their own.
IRL side note from someone who actually studies Linguistics:
No dialect is naturally superior to another. People are just discriminatory assholes
Think fast chucklenuts
*Shoots you 53 times*
@musicalyeetreblr info dumping about the worst guy you’ve ever heard of
-what the hell did you include? -m? oh it's dua lipa (I don't know why this particular song) J Balvin, Dua Lipa, Bad Bunny, Tainy - un dia (one day)
I've shat all these out in under 24 hours
Hetalia has me in the strongest chokehold- worse than it was in 2019 uuuuuhm
Throws them at you and runs
I drew these 2 for my friend cause she's cool and funny and she offered to draw me rusame in exchange for one of them but that totally wasn't the only thing to motivate me totally!!! Characters belong to @heli0phi1ia-0 !!! Ignore the spelling error on Matthew's shirt
I frankly used someone's tiktok video to make this.
RIP yer ears.
that's literally my roman empire
COLD WAR YAOI
I like this. I love deep diving into how my country in Hetalia connects to the actual country. I struggle with hating this nation and the fear of living in it. I imagine APH America loving DC but also loving everything else. He appreciated the back country and the small towns and farms. But he also appreciates the big cities and everything that comes with it. I imagine that he takes time to look at graffiti in back alleyways. He takes time to drive to the smallest towns in the country. He loves the Appalachian Mountains, and he loves NYC.
As someone from DC, much of the Hetalia fandom lacks the nuances of growing up in such a place; especially in regards to the character of America/Alfred. America/Alfred would have a secret service detail, many of the events he would go to would be high security events, he would probably LIVE IN DC or in the area, he would give tributes at US leader’s funerals and would be in the front row alongside the family and presidents, BE WOULD HAVE A MEMORIAL LIBRARY AT THE VERY LEAST, he would adore DC sports teams and would probably want to meet Jaiden Daniels irl, at the Easter egg roll he would dress up as the Easter bunny and run around with the kids on the White House lawn, AND HE WOULD HAVE A COLLECTION OF PICTURES WITH THE PRESIDENTS. That man would live and breathe DC and I STAND BY MY TRUTH!
Us Americans are required to do so.
Slay. TY to my pookie for inspiring me to make this by finding this post on Quora 😛
He’s beauty, He’s grace
He’s The United States
I don’t ship RusAme, but it’d be so funny to imagine the conversation America would have with England and France. America comes home, France and England are at the table, it’s 12 A.M.
England: and where have you been, young man?
America: … friend’s house
France: Ohonhon, which friend would that be
America … Russia.
Dead silence
I am squealing, this is so cute and I love the fact that Seychelles is the third sibling. Thank you broomcolate for bringing this into the world ^^
papa kissed santa? 🫣
reference by: Joseph Christian Leyendecker
We talked about England being a pirate and decided that he was infact a full blown pirate now what about America?
Same with Pirates, Oulaws or Cowboys of the Wild West were 100% criminals. They robbed banks, killed people, and just were menaces wherver they went. So, that being said was America a cowboy?
Perhaps he was a Bounty Hunter? A Real Outlaw, Perhaps one or several Old Western stories are about him? Or Maybe he always thought it was a cool idea but never was an Outlaw (Hate this idea!)?
Stewwpoiiddd Russia and hiss stewwoiiidd America!!!11111
Midwest Gothic Guilt Trip Simulator ???
So you wanna be Americano!
So far away from L.A.
Una notte a Napoli~
