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I know those little lines around you are supposed to be electricity but i cant help but see them as stink lines lol, take a shower u stinky boy

I TAKE SHOWERS WHEN THE PIPES AREN’T FROZEN. I ASSURE YOU I SMELL DECENT ANON

Hey Doc. Two things. One: Have you seen any duplicate survivors? And two: Your thoughts on the Trickster?

For your first question! I have actually, it’s interesting although very peculiar. At this point I shouldn’t be surprised

For your second question...

((he’s a twink, I... he’s just a twink and I love it. But I don’t really like the new killer, but it’s just funny to me -MUN))

Hey MUN!!! If the entity would send you to its realm, would you join as a survivor or killer?

((Oh that’s a hard one! But from friends I’ve been told I hold a lot of Final Boss Energy™️, so I guess killer!))

why are you fucked up

Punishment.

opens up your chest cavity and works on you like a car because of your wires

UNFORTUNATELY THIS ISN’T THE FIRST TIME MY CHEST HAS BEEN TORN OPEN! YOU CAN TAKE MY GOOD PAL LISA FOR THAT! BUT THANK YOU FOR THE SURGERY ANON! VERY INTERESTING.

some have wondered whether androids dream of electric sheep. we know you deal with electricity, so - have you seen electric sheep before?

Though seeing electric sheep would be interesting, I have not. But I have read that novel before, it’s very interesting and worth the read.

paints your finger nails and gives u choccy milk bc ur epic

YOU KNOW, NORMALLY I WOULD SAY DONT TOUCH ME. BUT YOU DID AN AMAZING JOB WITH THE NAIL POLISH. AND A VERY GOOD JOB ON FINDING CHOCOLATE MILK IN THIS PLACE ANON! HARD TO COME BY!..... but basically thank you for your kindness.

A Dwight stands in your way, he's holding a carboard pizza box. He stares into your soul before saying "I have brought you your cheese pizza, with extra pineapple." - What do you do?

looking up from his work he stares at the Dwight, “[You have three seconds to get your disgusting filth out of my office. As you have delivered it to the wrong killer! Whoever ordered that is a monster, WHO THE HELL PUTS PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA. WHO DOES THAT!?]”

Admin! Hey, you! I hope your doing well :’) Have you watched any horror movies or you just stick to dbd?

((hello Anon! I’m doing just fine, I hope you’re doing good! But I normally just stick to DBD, little known fact about me is that I am indeed a scared little piss baby, that when playing survivor will scream if I run into the killer. But because of this game I’ve been wanting to check out some of the horror movies that are out there!))

whatcha gonna look at herm?

Hello Anon! Well normally in my down time in between trials I go to places known as “Dead Zones”. Normally it’s just to get away from the watchful eye of the Entity.... but this time I’m looking for abnormalities.

happy valentines day herfmanf

Oh yeah, this holiday exists! But uh... Thank you Anon, you’re very kind! Have a day full of... that thing called love!

lets you loose in the Haynesvile woods with the flesher witch

OH THANKS FOR LETTING ME OUT OF THE FOG! I SURE HOPE NOTHING BAD HAPPHEOUSIS682!37-6£792!$84&:!!2$$389&/!$/7

Holds hand and dies of chair but electric

EW, DON’T TOUCH ME.

Honestly, I admire your blog a whole lot! It's impressive how well you run it despite it being your first time running one. As well as how you interpret The Doc! Keep up the good work Mun!

((SIWOAHAAA! THANK YOU ANON!! That actually means a lot to me, I try to work hard to keep this blog as interesting as possible. It’s a bit hard to maintain but I think I’m getting there! And I’m also glad you like my interpretation of The Doctor! He’s super fun to type things out for! I’m just really glad you like this blog! Again thank you so much anon!!

Here’s a little doodle for you!

I cannot put into words how much this means to me! -MUN))

AHEM, Herman Ich habe deine Anfragebox mit anon Nachrichten vom Leuchtstab zum Käfig angegriffen, was soll ich noch tun?

Ah, eine deutsche Frage, ich bin ernsthaft sprachlos und weiß nicht, wie ich reagieren soll! Goldstern für dich anon!

puts you in gay baby jail™ and eats the key

YOU CAN’T KEEP ME IN “GAY BABY JAIL” FOREVER ANON, I’VE ESCAPED ONCE I CAN ESCAPE AGAIN!

Which survivors do you most enjoy encrispening (electrocuting)?

OH ALL OF THEM ARE SUCH JOYS TO.... “ENCRISPENING”. BUT I PERSONALLY TAKE JOY DOING THAT WITH FENG AND DWIGHT!

You can’t kill me! I have an apple 🍎

WRONG TYPE OF DOCTOR! YOU’RE NOT SAFE ANON!

thoughts on other killers?

..... I hate him. 

herm. herman. level with me here. where is all the ketamine

WH-

WHO TOLD YOU!?

.....

Top left shelf all the way in the back. It’s in a Little secret cubby

The swaaws are back, bitch

Oh... Oh NO... NO GOD.. OH GOD OH FUCK OH NO.

They literally made me smile really bright lmao, thank you kind person

~pre-fog Herman simp anon

((No problem Anon! Glad I could make you happy!- MUN))

*crawls out from the stain on the ground like a RE monster and proceeds to crack your fingers making them glow like glow-sticks*

AH! I SEE THE GLOWSTICK JUICE I INJECTED INTO MY BONES WORKED! THANK YOU STRANGE RADATION MONSTER!

Okokok, I know that ain’t you but I just saw Herman Carter before he was y’know, crispy, and I am obsessed???? Like he is SO FUCKING CUTE AND HOT SJDUJD

Sorry I had to share

Hello anon!

Since you like Pre-Fog Herman I thought I would just... you know... show some old doodle of the he.

Yes he has dimples.

You hear the faint sound of a distant click. Another one. More clicks. They’re coming closer. Soon enough you see a butt-dancing Ace,followed by Jake, Feng and Nea, clicking their flashlights at you.

“GG EZ BABY KILLER HAHA! EASY WIN!”

Okay but what the FUCK is your stun sound, you sound like you’re either having a stroke or misquoting Shakespeare really fast.

THOUGH SPEAKING SHAKESPEARE REALLY FAST IS A FUNNY THOUGH, IT’S SADLY NOT. WHEN THOSE DAMMED PALLETS ARE BROUGHT DOWN UPON ME, IT FEELS LIKE IM BEING ELECTROCUTED! SO MY BODY HAS AN INSTINCTUAL REACTION TO MAKE THAT... WEIRD SOUND.

Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you’re looking right!

I WOULD CALL MYSELF MORE OF AN ACUTE ANGLE! BUT THANK YOU!

Talk about one person your muse loves?

(If you say ‘himself’ I will personally come over to slap you)

Herman is actually Aroace (Does not feel romantic or sexual attraction)! So he wouldn’t really have an attraction to anyone in the fog.

But for platonic relationships I don’t think he has really anyone. EXECPT HIMSE-