Arch Peccable - Blog Posts

Very torn between replying as: "well damn 😔 *embraces the eggs*" and "bold of you to assume I have a house"

"Bentley sure is a.... interesting 'dog' (/pos). Can I... Can I pet him?"

"If he's alright with it of course! I know not every pupper likes to be pet by strangers, and I completely understand and respect it."

"If so, then please tell him I said what a good boy he is"

-sincerely, your local pet person

(also, Arch is still looking as handsome as ever- *COUGH* WHO SAID THAT ⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠) )

Cannon

"........pretending that you didn't just walk up to me in the middle of my villainy just to ask if you can pet my dog...... Is NOT something I will be doing today- you have exactly 5 hours to attempt and move houses before it's covered in eggs while also being charged the fees for clean up "

" i would say good luck. But we both know you're not actually escaping this "