Argyle My Beloved - Blog Posts

Not me coming back on here just to find out Argyle isn’t gonna be in the next season…like bro was the best part of season 4 and they aren’t gonna make him come back??? Great way to ruin your fucking show, not like most people are gonna watch it anyways cause some of your fucking cast members can’t even show compassion to those who are hurting (and dying) as we fucking speak…fucking ridiculous.

The way Stranger Things just ripped Argyle away from us is so cruel. It's not a complete friend group without 'The Stoner Who Has a Job and a Driver's License™️'

Nothing will get done w/o him.

Seeing people hate on Argyle as I gather every scrap of positive Argyle fan content into my arms and cry over them

It's honestly so funny tho bc like other than El, Argyle was undoubtedly THE most useful member of the Cali Team in season 4.

Who saved the group from being shot at and helped them successfully escape in his pizza van?

Argyle

Who pointed out that the secret message pen was "broken"?

Argyle

Who found the track marks in the desert that they were otherwise lost in?

Argyle

Who not only thought up the pizza freezer bath solution but was able to actually get it for them?

Argyle

I JUST FIND IT SO FUNNY BC THERES SO MANY PEOPLE OUT HERE LIKE !!! EW STEROTYPICAL STUPID STONER BAD WHY IS HE EVEN HERE !!!!! AND ARGYLE IS OVER HERE SINGLEHANDEDLY CARRYING THE CALI TEAM TO NOT ONLY SURVIVAL BUT ALSO VICTORY

Also when he talks spanish it makes my stupid little latina brain happy

Only good thing to come out of Vol 2 was my beautiful man Argyle making it out of this shitshow alive and unharmed.

Argyle: *Exists*

Me:

I'm willing to bet that if Argyle was another lanky white dude there would be more hype around the character

I don't care what anyone says, Eduardo Franco is attractive as fuck