Artemis Fowl Shitpost - Blog Posts

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Fan casting for Artemis Fowl*

Artemis Fowl I: Scarlett Johansson

Artemis Fowl II:  Scarlett Johansson

Angeline Fowl:  Scarlett Johansson

Butler:  Scarlett Johansson

Juliet:  Scarlett Johansson

Mulch:  Scarlett Johansson

Holly:  Scarlett Johansson

Julius:  Scarlett Johansson

Foaly:  Scarlett Johansson

Everyone else:  Scarlett Johansson

*This is a shitpost