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I made another one of these
tag yourself I'm chaotic neutral
Hey you. Yes you. You reading this. Go practice ♡♡♡
I should probably tell you not to put a trumpet mouthpiece on a bassoon. It hurts your ears.
(((((Its really fun tho)))))
guys how do woodwind instruments work
like ive tried reeds and they sometimes work?? but they mostly squeak???
also flute is just impossible ive come to the conclusion all flutes are witches.
props woodwinds you're all crazy ily
I feel like now would be a good time to inform you all that I do not speak bass clef
Symphonic Band Quotes #1
"Its because Leroy invented Christmas."
"No keep passing it, I'm sure all of the saxophones could use mutes."
"Please dont get that lost in your tuba that would be a bad way to start the season."
"BooBiES!!!!1!11!"
"I am music :)"
"I have to play pEePeE!!!"
"All bassoons are required to wear cool socks."
“He’s still my boyfriend he just doesn’t know that yet....”
“YeAH that’s right its gAY”
"I'm just saying that if a clarinet and a trumpet had a child..."
"nO like if they had an affair but then they broke up"
"WHY HAS NO ONE SEEN MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE? SHUT U P"
"No, you cannot challenge her, you play different instruments."
"we play jesus party"
"Your paper looks like Danger Days threw up on it what did you dO?"
"Wht tf is there a tub of cheese balls in the band room?"
"Our band is concerning."
"My arm is too fat"
"I'm surrounded by JeWs"
"No, Pauline is short for Susan."
"Ok which symbol- OH the gay one :)"
Some of my favorite quotes from this masterpiece.
"Cool Timpani with small fan"
"Keep both feet together"
"Insert peanuts"
"Breathe now"
"Tune the Uke"
"Light explosives now.....and......now."
"Release the penguins"
"If there is a 3rd clarinet, some violins may go"
"Slap thigh"
"Cornet use ice"
"Add bicycle"
"Remove cattle from stage"
"Bow real fast"
"Slippage may occur"
"Begin tuning flame slightly higher and higher"
"All harpists stand up and wait."
"Balance your chair on two legs"
"Moonwalk"
"Continue "swimming" motion"
"Rests are imaginary."
Serious question. What is the best instrument?