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You kknow those fics where spiderman ends up in Gotham, or the ones where the JL (Justice League) finds that Batman is a dad and ends up meeting the batfam?
Well, what about a fic where the JL meets Spiderman, but not in the way where he ends up in the DC universe (in one way or the other) in the middle of a JL meeting or the Watchtower, but like as a batkid
Let me explain, Gotham is still Bat territory, the JL dosen't really know what happens there if Bruce dosen't tell them; so they don't know about Peter arrival in Gotham and the fact he became a vigilante there, and they don't know that Bruce adopted him (or Dick or Jason did) and that he became part of the batfam.
So when they meet him is like at random, for example the JL needs help in some chemical thing or something and Batman propose to ask help to one of his kids, and the JL is like: "Tim? Wasn't he good with tech and logistic stuff like Victor? (Cyborg for those who don't know)"
And Batman confused: Not Tim, Peter
JL: Jason?! Wasn't he more interested in literature (because for those who don't know, Jason full name is "Jason Peter Todd")
And Batman is just confused, for then to realize that the JL never met his new son Peter Parker, aka Spiderman who comes from who knows where and that is a genius in chemestry, biology and engineering. So he calls him and the zeta-tube activates saying Spiderman code and from them comes out this chill guy (in spiderman suit because he just finished patrolling with Duke) with a smootie and greets them like is the most normal thing and the JL is just shocked because Bruce adopted another meta
and about the children and in general batfam?
well... idk, like for the most of them idk, I have some ideas about Tim, Jason, Damian and maybe Cass, but for the rest... no idea
Tim: omega, because it would make sense that Janet and Jake were like betas or alphas and when tim turned out to be a omega (with like some kind of blood test that said the gender before it manifested or something like that) were dissapointed about it and started ignoring him Damian: alpha, no need to explain why, Talia was an alpha like her father so Damian is too. how he was concieved and born? well... that's a bit more complicated, like if we want him to grew like an assassin there can be two ways: 1) Artificial womb, like Talia stole some DNA or Bruce egg and used an artificial womb or a surrogate to have the child 2) Trauma, I mean, Talia probably stole Damian from Bruce when he was born and told him the child died for a complication or another then we have the Damian didn't go to the league and bruce birthed and protected him.
Jason: pre Lazarous pit he was a beta, post Lazarous pit he became an alpha, probably for some magic of the pit, maybe even Ra's Al Gul was a beta before he used the pit the first time. Or, no change in the pit, Jason is an omega, one of this two options, that's it
Cass: maybe she's an alpha, or a beta, idk because the thing is her smell, she could use blockers, or her father removed the glands maybe.... idk but for sure not an omega. even tough she's the sweetest.
Batman in an omegaverse always should be an alpha or at least someone without a smell , but not Bruce Wayne, he should be an omega, so hear me out:
Bruce Wayne by the public is considered to be a Homeboy (probably, idk the correct term, I'm italian), he's all smiley, a guy that continiusly adopts (apparently) random orphans, who is known for sleeping around a lot, at least befor Dick was adopted, the person that if you even go near his children will go crazy to protect them; kinda of boneless, who dosen't really works at his own company, basically Brucie Wayne (in the public eye, then in reality we all know the normal Bruce Wayne out of galas is not like that), an omega.
But Batman?
Batman is perceived as a menace for goons and villain, the darkness of Gotham, its protector, so an alpha, or at least what people think he is; probably he uses blocker so he smells like nothing or like an alpha.
and all of this makes even more sense because since the start bruce tried to separete the 2 personas (even in the canon) to protect his identity, so they're complete opposite, could ever Brucie Wayne be Batman? ptf NO, that's the point, so having a omega Brucie and an alpha Batman makes way more sense than having an alpha Bruce Wayne
Batfam incorrect quotes because I like to:
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Bruce: Alfred, what do I do?
Damian: This is an issue...
De aged Dick: I told you I didn't want little siblings! D:<
De aged Jason, crying under a table with a batarang: I DON'T WANNA BE KIDNAPPED!
De aged Tim, staring at Bruce with big, wide eyes: :o
De aged Stephanie, tackling Dick:
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Bruce: Alright, until Zatanna can get here, you're gonna need to be on your best behavior.
Stephanie: I want my Mom!
Stephanie, kicking Bruce's shins:
Bruce: I am so glad you're not my kid.
Dick, staring at a Nintento game card: Why's the game cartridge so small!?
Bruce: Oh, yeah, I forgot you grew up in the 90's... Um...
Tim, trying to eat said game card:
Bruce: Timothy Jackson Drake, no!
Tim, dropping it quickly and posing like a startled Red Panda: :o
Alfred, holding Jason by the scruff: Sir, master Jason attempted escape again.
Jason: I'm telling my Dad on you! He'll beat you up! MY PARENTS ARE GONNA CALL THE COPS ON YOU! JUST YA WAIT, THEY'RE GONNA BE HERE AND TAKE ME AWAY FROM YOU FOREVER!
Bruce: Hrn, maybe I should've talked to Jason more about his birth parents when I got him...
Alfred: No Father is perfect, sir.
Stephanie: MY MOM SAYS EAT THE RICH!
Stephanie, taking a bite out of Bruce's hand:
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Bruce: Look, I turned on a movie!
Dick: . . . Why is THE LION KING IN REAL LIFE!?
Bruce: It's live action—
Dick: KILL IT!
Tim, lifting a camera up slowly and snapping a picture of Bruce from a corner:
Bruce: !? Tim?! Where'd you get a camera!?
Tim, dropping to all fours and quietly crawling along the shadows to leave the room:
Bruce: . . . What?
Damian: Father, permission to be a tad bit suspicious of Tim's humanity?
Bruce: He didn't have any when I met him, now I think he might not be human.
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Jason: I'M IN A BATMOBILE AND YOU'RE NOT!
Bruce, trying to open the door frantically: Jason Peter Todd get out of that car right this instance!
Jason: TAKE ME HOME!
Bruce: Jason, please, I'm not trying to kidnap you.
Jason: I WANT MY MOM!
Tim, popping up from the back seats to climb into the passenger seat and snap a photo of Bruce, desperately struggling to get inside the bat mobile:
Jason: WHERE'D YOU COME FROM!?
Tim, shrugging:
Jason: . . . YOU'RE WEIRD!
Dick, running around in Stephanie's Robin uniform: BATMAN, NANANANANANANA!!!
Stephanie, squealing as she swings Tim's bō staff around:
Damian, chasing after them both: ENOUGH, BOTH OF YOU! YOU ARE ACTING CHILDISH!
Jason, crying: I want my Mooooom.
Tim, turning on the radio, gasping when it works: :o
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Dick, glaring at a laptop: That's not normal. Why'd you flatten the computer?! WHAT IS THAT THING ON IT!?
Bruce: It's a laptop, and that's internet, and I'm trying to contact Lucius to inform him neither Tim or I will be there for work today.
Damian: Must I go to school? This seems like a family emergency.
Dick: I don't wanna go to school either!
Tim, dropping from an air vent onto the floor, landing face first like a limp rag doll:
Bruce: OH MY GOD!?
Tim, coughing once before picking himself up and snapping a picture of Bruce:
Bruce: . . . I need to get Tim tested.
Damian: For?
Bruce, watching as Tim waddles away: Everything.
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Stephanie: This place is to big, my Dad would never let me stay at a place this fancy.
Jason: We're being human trafficked!
Stephanie: I dunno, that guy hasn't tried anything.
Jason: Them why do you keep bitin' and kickin' 'im?
Stephanie: I just like to.
Tim:
Jason: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?
Tim, lifting up a blank, thick, white binder, flipping it open to reveal page after page of pictures of both Bruce and Batman, as well as Dick and Robin:
Stephanie: What's that?
Tim: Batman.
Jason: YOU CAN SPEAK!?
Tim: . . . Wanna hear me talk about Batman?
Stephanie:
Jason:
Both: Sure.
Tim, big gasp: :O
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Dick, swinging from a chandelier, singing: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!? WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!? WOOF WOOF WOOF!
Bruce, sipping from a mug of coffee: I'm glad I got those reinforced...
Tim, taking a picture:
Bruce: . . . Are you hungry?
Tim:
Bruce: You... You haven't eaten.
Tim:
Bruce: . . . Alfred, can you contact Cass? She might be able to communicate with Tim.
Alfred: Right away, sir.
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Cass: Hi, Tim.
Tim:
Cass: What am I meant to do?
Bruce: Communicate with him..?
Cass: . . . How?
Bruce: You know body language better than I do.
Cass: He seems neutral.
Bruce: I don't think his facial expression has changed once.
Cass: What?
Bruce: Unless blinking counts.
Tim, looking at Bruce: I know what you are.
Tim, waddling off:
Cass: Why was he scarier as a child?
Bruce: The only one who wasn't terrifying as a child was Tim.
Jason, running through the halls with a bucket on his head, right into a wall: Oof!
Bruce: . . . And Jason.
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Stephanie: You're pretty.
Cassandra: Thank you.
Stephanie: Why is there so many boys here?
Cassandra: Men usually have a harder time dealing with complex emotions and so are more likely to turn to violence to cope, hence why Bruce became Batman. As for Tim, Dick, and Jason? They ended up with Bruce and inherited his... Coping mechanisms.
Stephanie: . . . What?
Cassandra: . . . Want to go hang out at our girls only club?
Stephanie: YES!
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Babs: Permission to ask?
Cass, braiding Stephanie's hair: No.
Stephanie, eating a king sized Hershey bar, looking like Kirby as she opens her mouth to consume it whole:
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Bruce: Alright, I had to bribe Alfred with a months vacation, but...
Bruce, putting down two big bags of McDonald's:
Dick: MCDONALD'S!!!!
Tim, snapping a picture:
Jason: Is it drugged?
Bruce: No more than Gotham's food usually is. I got you a Wonder Woman toy.
Dick: I WANT SUPERMAN! :D
Bruce: You got Superman.
Jason: Hm . . . Bribe accepted, but only because if you try to hurt me I'm gonna tell the cops your Batman and get you arrested for forever.
Bruce, knowing damn well Jason hates the police and ain't no snitch: That's fine.
Jason, digging into a bag instantly:
Tim:
Bruce: Uh...
Bruce, slowly lifting a French fry between two fingers:
Tim, eating it from Bruce's fingers before waddling away:
Bruce: . . .
Dick: Wait, isn't that our neighbor?
Jason, lifting his toy in the air: WONDER WOMAN!!!
Dick: Wanna make her fight my Superman!?
Jason: HELL YEAH!
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Bruce: Alright, Zatanna will be here in an hour. Thank god.
Dick: Is she gonna make us grown ups again?
Bruce: Yes.
Dick: YAY! NO MORE SCHOOL!
Jason: But I like school! Can I still go to school as a grown up?
Bruce: Uh... Of course, Jay, lad.
Jason: YES! EDUCATION! I can't wait to graduate again! :D
Bruce: uhhhh...
Tim: I ate the game card.
Jason:
Dick:
Bruce:
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BONUS:
*Tim and Bernard, sitting in a hospital room*
Bernard: How'd you get a Stardew Valley Nintendo switch game stuck in your large intestine?
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