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Uh, I have nothing I just wanted to imagine Astarion and Karlach's parents lol

Anyways-

Astarion has two dads

Karlach's dad is a human (in my head anyways) and her mom the tiefling, the worked on boots (I haven't played her romance route yet but we're getting there even if it takes 5 years lol)

the,,, suit,,,,,😭

is it just me or is “what will polygon do without brian” kind of a backhanded statement to make?? brian leaving is obv really bittersweet and unraveled has been a huge success for the channel but none of that was solely brian. the entire video team was a part of that success and pat, simone, jenna, josh are gonna continue making excellent videos. anyways make sure you support brian any way you can and continue to support polygon if you love their content!! it sucks that brian won’t be there anymore but I trust that the video team will continue to be great :))

Just so we’re clear

supporting Brian’s right to do whatever he wants in his career and understanding that he’s still going to continue making delightfully weird content

and

being sad that we’re not gonna get more of the specific weird content he produces on polygon and/or being unsettled by the change in general

aren’t contradictory, and

Polygon is a website with 5 other video producers who are still around doing their best to produce excellent content, and a lot of Brian’s content wouldn’t have been possible without them either

and

Polygon as a website has been severely under-utilising these other video producers and has been producing fewer and fewer of the kinds of video series the fanbase fell in love with, and have been leaning more heavily on Brian-led content, such that they’re going to have to make some significant changes if they’re going to maintain their popularity

aren’t mutually exclusive opinions either

Friendly reminder that it is possible and perfectly Okay to be sad about bdg leaving polygon and to support him in his decisions and be exited about his future content at the same time.

Don't be mad at yourself if you're sad about it.

A thing that made u happy is now going to disappear or change, and that's scary. But the people won't disappear, be on the lookout for new independent bdg content going forward. I may fear change but I can't wait to see what the future has in store.

In the wake of the announcement- Brian’s resignation, that is- we need to remember that this is his decision.

Nobody gets to make that for him. Nobody gets to decide what he does but him.

Please remember that he is a real person. Please remember that he doesn’t deserve slander or needless criticism for making a choice that will be better for him in the long run.

Your needs as a fan do not take priority over his needs as a person.

Please let Brian make this decision.

BRIAN’S LEAVING POLYGON?

David Brian Gilbert from the new unraveled!!

1000 miles celebration song

listen normally i’m not one for christmas (i mean, i’m jewish) or for christmas songs (so overplayed gaaah)

BUT.

the new christmas couplet by the altogether????

the ONLY valid christmas songs.

*high spams the uno button and is instantly sent to the shadow realm*

the only reliable news source these days

UHHH CONFIRMED SILO VINYL???

i wanted some unraveled quote stickers for my laptop so i made some simple stickers using canva

that dorian smiles dude from bdg’s new video seems like a nice guy!!!! 

he helped brian earn 20k a month by working from home and being his own boss but thats not even the wildest thing he helped brian earn 20k a month by working from home and being his own boss but thats not even the wildest thing  he helped brian earn 20k a month by working from home and being his own boss but thats not even the wildest thing  he helped brian earn 20k a month by working from home and being his own boss but thats not even the wildest thing  he helped brian earn 20k a month by working from home and being his own boss but thats not even the wildest thing  

so... the new bdg video

Exercise stream slash shampoo commercial

best of polygon overboard 10-11-2020

- rodeo clowns (and its back-and-forth editing everyone say thank you clayton)

- “several people are typing...”

- sexiest kitchen appliance: the air frier

- pat and simone having 0 points after a full round

- “hey”

- “iowa (sorry to get political)”

- brian’s self-callout with the “many novelty instruments that he won’t learn”

- brian saying he wants aliens to “get [the chicago bean] out of [his] sight”

- brian saying “bennie franklin”

- brian in general this overboard tbh

- turn into snake

- get into toilet

- cant flush no hands

- “What the fuck is a crockery, dude?”

- simone taking a picture of the screen on “What movie never fails to make Simone laugh?”

- jennas logic puzzle loophole

- brian and pat both answering the exact same way for “get into gundams”

- clayton writing fanfic in grade school

- the entirety of brian’s boomerang bit

- but especially brian’s SOUND EFFECT for getting hit with a boomerang

(add on please)

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

things that have been said/done during this polygon stream

brian: “i am the daddy and i will be awoken”

brian: “hell yeah i got big yeetused”

brian: “mama mia papa pia” (alternatively, chat: “mama mia papa piss”, brian: “who allowed mama mia papa piss in chat?”, jenna: “it was me!”)

chat: “pat looks like an evil lumberjack”

simone: “somebody’s telling me in chat that furries are not allowed, why? is someone in a fursuit?” pat: “yeah it’s me and furries are allowed”

pat: “summer is nude hot dog season, fall is chili dog season”

pat: *raises his hand to talk* *to josh* “what is your favorite song to play on saxophone?”

brian: *sings entire oblivion theme*

brian trying to talk about soup and getting interrupted by game distress

pat trying to talk about soup and getting interrupted by game distress

simone trying to talk about soup and getting interrupted by game distress

josh: “i don’t have anything to say about soup”

josh entering gamer stance and legit not talking for the entire round to focus

brian david gilbert as taz amnesty part one

aubrey little

ned chicane

duck newton

mama

indrid cold

jake coolice

stern & barclay

brian david gilbert as taz amnesty part two

duck newton

ned, finding out he robbed aubrey's house

aubrey little

mama, explaining the abominations

jake coolice

dani

indrid cold

duck (again)

barclay at any given time

still sad i didn’t get to hear “three voices one heart six eyes” at the end of the pod

EEEAA!

I couldn't edit this shorter than one second but I really wanted a clip of Brian's "eeeaa!" so here's this

ok who would win in a fight:

bdg and pat

john mulaney

the mcelroy brothers

when i mistype bdg as rbg: 

The chat complained when Brian censored some of the boobage in Hades. And then made fun of him when he dropped an f-bomb literally 5 seconds after saying he wanted to keep the stream family-friendly. [x]