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Tokoyami: I am the epitome of darkness. I know nothing of light nor care to learn of its cruel and blinding nature. It’s in the abyss I find my comfort when I’m surrounded by nothing but my thoughts. My soul is non-existent, all that’s there is an endless void-
McDonald’s cashier: Sir, there is a line of people behind you, so please just tell me your order.
Tokoyami:
Tokoyami: I’ll take a 20 piece mcnugget meal please.
Dark Shadow: Ooh! Can I get some fries too?
Tokoyami: Of course. Can I also get four large fries in addition to the medium fries that come with my meal. And a root beer, too. I’d also like a coffee. Make it like my soul.
McDonald’s cashier: I thought... I thought you said you didn’t have a soul...?
Tokoyami: Exactly. Make it a tea, instead.
Something I’d like to add: He has no idea how to respond when someone flirts with him, he will just sit there while his brain short circuits
I actually headcanon Hawks being a virgin. I mean, with the hero commission breathing down his neck, his never-ending hero work, and working towards his goal of creating a society where heroes have to much time on their hands our birdman just doesn't have the time. But somehow, he was given the reputation of being a playboy and doesn't understand where it came from.
*Hawks talking with Tokoyami and Dark Shadow*
Hawks: I HAVE NO HOES TOKOYAMI! THESE BITCHES DON'T FUCK WITH ME, SO WHY DO I HAVE THIS REPUTATION!?
Dark Shadow: *can't breathe and is wheezing*
Tokoyami: *staring blankly at Hawks as he continues to scream*