Bones 2005 - Blog Posts

Actual Real Life Dialogue from Bones Season 8

(regarding Brennan considering running for US president)

Brennan: Are you saying I would be a bad candidate? Because *insert look of disgust* Donald Trump was thinking of running.

Just... Just... Just ..

Remember when the thought of Trump running was just a punching because it was too ridiculous to think he'd ever do it??? Can we go back to that please

I STARTED WORKING ON IT A LITTLE TODAY BETWEEN CLASSES 🙏🙏🙏🥳 by god and sheer will this fic will get done I SWEAR IT

Just realized I haven’t worked on my SweetsFisher fic in like six months I’m gonna be sick… someone beat me in the head with a hammer until I finish it

Just realized I haven’t worked on my SweetsFisher fic in like six months I’m gonna be sick… someone beat me in the head with a hammer until I finish it

@hunny-mustard104 Elle idk if you’ve seen this post yet but you need to lol

Okay, here me out! Imagine an episode with a bones and supernatural crossover. Like could you imagine Bones and Booth rocking up to a crime scene only to have Dean and Sam there as their fake FBI personas cause it's actually a Hunter case and the idea of Sweets trying to shrink Cas cause he doesn't believe this guy actually thinks he's an Angel.

I'd just die happy if this was a fucking episode. Either as a camo on Bones or Supernatural. It would be so fucking funny.

so why didn't you stop me? why didn't you stop me

Lance and Angela would have loved Chappell roan

on every rewatch of bones i get SO irrationally angry whenever b&b are in the car because booth does not look at the goddamn road what are you doing man

You can't convince me otherwise that Bones and Booth didn't see Sweets as their adopted child

Bones (2005)

I bet on losing dogs

I know they're losing and I pay for my place

Mamas boy 💖

When my boyfriend watches Bones with me and lets me yap about the lore and my opinions >>>

Knitting with a cup of coffee in my Jeffersonian mug <3 and bones playing on the TV (duh) it’s a good night!!!

I just think Seeley Booth would do literally anything to get Temperance Brennan to call him a good boy

thinking about how people only call temperance brennan “temperance” or “tempie” when they’re trying to manipulate her.

like angela, her best friend and emotional confidant never calls her temperance, no matter how personal things get. and she’s always “bones” to booth, even when he’s terrified for her safety. and when hodgins, one of her oldest friends, is desperate for empathy and appealing to her humanity during the grave digger arc, he never stops calling her “brennan”.

and it’s only ever the men who try to manipulate her—her father, jared booth, or dr. stires, the old professor who tried to publicly humiliate her—that try to appeal to the an intimacy that her given name doesn’t hold

Okay maybe this is me being silly but I feel like we as the Bones fandom should start tagging for late season spoilers more often? I know it’s an old show and most of us have seen the show a million times, but with the bones resurgence rn I feel like we could have people that are starting to watch and it sucks to get spoiled on major events like character deaths, major events, etc… and most posts I see about that aren’t tagged for spoilers. Idk just a tag like “bones tv spoilers” would be nice to start using more often!!

just watched s8 ep4 and brennan is thinking of running for president

she asks booth if he really thinks she'd make a bad candidate because 'donald trump is thinking of running'

baby girl now its 2025 and he's being inaugurated for a SECOND TIME in just a few days

we failed you 💔

in the first eight seasons, brennan only cries twice

when booth rejects her

and

when she finds out a smuggler killed a purebred siberian tiger 😭

girl ur so real ily

The biggest suspension of disbelief in the season 7 bones finale is that Brennen would leave so much evidence if she murdered someone. Dr. Temperance Brennan would absolutely commit the perfect murder if she killed someone. Do not slander Bones name by implying she left so much evidence behind!!!

In the Bones universe can you imagine Brennens Wikipedia page? Her dad was on trial for murder, who mother was murdered, she’s a bestselling author who was buried alive, she works with and now has a relationship with a FBI agent who inspires her bestselling novels plural that got turned into a movie where there was a real dead body on the set when she just so happened to be there right before she was framed for murder and went on the run.

The first sentence of her Wikipedia page during this time must’ve been wild:

“Temperance Brennen is a best selling novelist, forensic anthropologist, person of interest in a criminal investigation, and current fugitive”

bones is my emotional support copaganda show because never before has a straight couple exhibited such homosexual levels of yearning

i have not been able to get him off my fucking mind

i love him so much it’s making me crazy

So i transferred to a new school this semester and started using my middle name (Vincent) in classes and no one will ever know one of the reasons i picked it is bc of a silly squintern with lots of trivia facts

i love zack addy so much. he's oblivious, he's loveable, he's dorky, he's pathetic, he's the youngest of EIGHT, he asked his friends what "take a hint" means, he wears stupid flannel shirts to work with dead bodies, he's secretly an amazing singer, his boss/mentor is practically his mom, he's only ever punched someone once and it was his best friend, he lives above his best friend's garage, he corrected the dissertation committee while he was defending his dissertation, he's a rational empiricist but his mother still thinks he's lutheran, he and his bestie put a frozen pig through a woodchipper, he broke out a psychiatric facility using a library card, he can do complex math problems in his head, he's a nerd but comic books and the likes and foreign to him, he often thinks about building robots to take over the world, he confessed to killing a man he didnt actually ever lay a hand on, and he does it all with a slightly disgruntled look on his face.

my friend who is sitting in the same room as me just silently emailed me this

its actually so crazy being a bones fan like wdym i cry when i hear lime in the coconut?

Brennan and hodgins have such a big sister little brother relationship. Like in the buried alive episode, and the one where they made an herbal remedy together for arastoo. He looks at her with such admiration in a lot of scenes. He deeply respects her and she adores him.

Okay, the semester is officially over and I have time to be on tumblr again and can I just say… I’m so so so thrilled by the Bones fandom resurgence?!?!?!?! I was not expecting this??? Bones posts with close to 1000 notes??? This is so cool and amazing!!!! Wtf!!!

So excited for finals to be over so I finally have time to catch up on Boneheads ;-;

Been thinking about Vincent Nigel Murray having tics recently

guys I’m not.gayimnot. No no this isn’t real I’m not homo.h(hes staring at me in the second one)