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Cartoon Tournament of power

Universe 1:The Powerpuffgirls

Uhh idk it's my birthday month now and I'm just gonna tell you guys how I think the pixls react to Tippi and Count Bleck being a thing because they most likely just saw Tippi as a newer pixl. If you don't see a pixl here it's most likely because I didn't know how they'd react 😔😔

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Thoreau: YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH A PIXL!?

Count Bleck: ... Okay, well, she wasn't always a pi-

Thoreau: EEEWWWWWW *Vomits.. Like... Pixl vomit or something I do not know 😢*

Count Bleck: ...

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Barry: ... Wow. That pixl is already dating. I've been here for 1500 years and still haven't been given a tulip.

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Carrie: Oh I didn't know that... Why aren't you guys surprised

Bowser or whatever in the 4: I dunno

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Piccolo: *Playing some sad ass music on the world's smallest violin while Bleck vents about losing Tippi*

Bleck: ... I don't need the music.

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Boomer: *spamming 1 to put bombs on Bleck*

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I think that's all I'm doing uhh umm stay hydrated guys

Finding my mom's doctoral essay

We make loads of jokes about boomers' incapability concerning tech, so I'd like to present a new aspect: The moment of bonding when showing your parents something they, too, can love about this new world.

My mom was just reminiscing about her student days, and I suggested we look up her doctoral work. She laughed and said she never published it, we wouldn't find it.

But there it was, first hit on Google Scholar. The quiet happy laugh of pride when she saw how many had cited her and used her work for further studies was... beautiful.

So next time you're loosing an argument against your scoffing dad about the merits of today's tech, try thinking of something he'd love about it. Maybe it's seeing a Cristal clear replay of a tennis match. Maybe it's connecting to other hobbyists on forums.

Yeah, the internet is a scary place. So, instead of giving up on it as a toxic swamp, how about we use the beautiful parts and make it habitable again :)