Your gateway to endless inspiration
So true :c
Me: *at work*
Brain: oh hey so here’s the cure for that writer’s block you’ve been having
Me: *driving*
Brain: and here’s some eloquent dialogue to go with it
Me: *at the grocery store*
Brain: remember that plot hole? fixed it.
Me: *in the shower*
Brain: you know that scene that’s been giving you hell? here’s three perfectly plotted ways for it to play out
Me: *actually sits down to write*
Brain: *dial tone*
-Regulates my oxygen
-Tells me when I am hungry or thirsty
-Wonders about the world and my place in it
-Can’t stop thinking about the Romans
That one thing (the most important, time sensitive thing): nah, we can do it ~later~
man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*