Your gateway to endless inspiration
#Bruce meets his match
Bruce: *staring at Bart from across the interrogation table*
Bart: *Kicking his legs and staring back*
Bruce: So, Impulse-
Bart: No.
Bruce: No?
Bart: You were gonna question me. I say no.
Bruce: You didn't hear the question.
Bart: Okay, go ahead.
Bruce: So-
Bart: No.
Bruce: *disgruntled bat noises*
Bart: *staring with a blank expression*
~ two hours later ~
Bruce: *dangling Bart upside down from the ceiling*
Bart: And then I was all like, "No way, you can't do that. That's a no-no, even in my book", and then Tim was like "I-"
Bruce: Enough, please stop. Stop talking. Leave. I'm done.
Bart: *phases out of the ties* thanks. *walks out*
Diana, on the other side of the one sided glass: I've never seen him give up so quickly.
Hal: Kids' got spunk.
Clark: We should go before Bruce tries to vent on one of us.
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟBatfam Twitter, Otherwise known as: Idiots with Internet PART 2
Bruce Wayne🗸 @ BrucieWayneOfficial
@ Diamondsareacatsbestfriend Doesn't she look beautiful in her dress for tonights Gala? IMG.29ghv260na.JPG
20k Likes 12.7k retweeted 23.9k Commets
|
Selina Kyle @ Diamondsareacatsbestfriend
@BrucieWayneOfficial Oh, you.
12.2k Likes 9.8k retweeted 8.7k Comments
Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
Hey, join me on insta live later to see if we can convince Dami to put on a panguin onsie! LOL So cute
24.3k Likes 20.7k retweeted 10.3k Comments
|
Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon
@FlyingGraysonJr Grayson, what are you talking about. I will NOT be putting on that abomination.
23.1k Likes 12.3k retweeted 9.7k Comments
Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion
20k retweets and I shoot @ sleepwhenimdead with a tranq dart
32k Likes 28.7k retweeted 30.8k Comments
|
Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion
@ sleepwhenimdead The people have spoken. OKAY TIMMY, TIME FOR BEDDY-BYE
|
Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead
@ zombierebellion HOW COULD YOU ALL, I THOUGHT YOU CARED
34.9k Likes 24.3k retweeted 40.1k Comments
Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead
I woke from being tranqued and it's been 53 hours...
34.8k Likes 29.8k retweeted 30.2k Comments
|
Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
At least you slept.
32.2k Likes 12.3k retweeted 9.8 Comments
Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon
Despite being the most heinous article of clothing I have ever seen, the material is quite comfortable. But I'm never wearing it again.
35.3k Likes 30.1k retweeted 33.4k Comments
|
Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
@ TheBloodSon But you looked so cute as a panguin! IMG.92htmil83.JPG
37.4k Likes 37.4k retweeted 40.2k Comments
|
Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion
@ FlyingGraysonJr @ TheBloodSon looks normal like that. Minus the sour face.
22.4k Likes 12.9k retweeted 19.2k Comments
|
Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead
@ FlyingGraysonJr @ TheBloodSon @ zombierebellion he looks so precious even though he's going to kill us all..
20k Likes 18.2k retweeted 22.4k Comments
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟBatfam Twitter, Otherwise known as: Idiots with Internet
Bruce Wayne🗸 @ BrucieWayneOfficial
Good morning, Gotham. What lovely clouds we have today.
11.2k likes 3.2k retweeted 7.5k Comments
Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
I don't think you understand, Baby shark is stuck in my head. Send. Help.
13.7k Likes 9.2k retweeted 10.2k Comments
Jay son🗸 @ zombierebellion
Y'all can talk shit but my shade is Gucci, so watch yourself
10.8k Likes 4.5k retweeted 9k Comments
Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead
I don't need a nap, I need a coffin.
12.7k Likes 4.1k retweeted 7.8k Comments
Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon
I'm never letting @ FlyingGraysonJr name one of my pets again...
15.9k Likes 5.2k retweeted 10.7k Comments
|
Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
What's wrong with Dingleshnorf?
18.4k Likes 6.9k retweeted 11.9k Comments
Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead
I would say "I need a life" but the reason I'm depressed Is cause I have one
12.7k Likes 4.5k retweeted 9.3k Comments
Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion
Everyone stop what you're doing right fucking now and Google Scotland's national animal
22.9k Likes 8.2k retweeted 14.2k Comments
|
Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
WHAT
9k Likes 3.4k retweeted 5.1k Comments
Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
If it's called "submissive", than shouldn't Dominant be called "missive"?
11.3k Likes 6.8k retweeted 17k Comments
Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon
Selfless acts are only recognised if you want them to be recognised, so does that make it selfless? Good deeds are so often overlooked. what makes a wrong or right? What makes mutual morality? Judge only by personal opinion. But what right is there to judge? Where’s the humanity
15.9k Likes 9.5k retweeted 17.4k Comments
Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
@ itsallaboutspeed Thanks for the "Happy Fathers day to my favorite Dilf" card, Walls.
|
Wally West @ itsallaboutspeed
@ FlyingGraysonJr Wouldn't have it any other way. 😘
Bruce Wayne🗸 @ BrucieWayneOfficial
Hey everyone, Bruce Wayne here asking you to stay home to help stop the spread of Corona Virus. Link:Youtube.watch/BruceWayne/Coronatalk
Headcannon that when Jason was still Robin and in teenage rebellion phases, Bruce bought him a studio with blank walls like canvases and let him do whatever. He'd buy Jason Spraypaints and supplies for his birthdays or just whenever he needed them. After Jason came back from the dead, the studio became his "HQ". Though he didn't like Batman, he had to admit that he did one good thing in his childhood.