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Welp.... that's gonna be burned into my mind for a while....oh lord
So, First guardian games as hunter vanguard! Exciting right?! so uh... Do i need to do anything or...?
The Hunter's light
Carry the names of whom no longer walk with us
Crow walks in
Crow: Guardian, I need you to-
MJ-2 wearing the Prodical Armour set aka Uldren's armour
Crow:... how and why do you have that
MJ-2:......found it.....
Crow: that doesn't answer my second question... Why
MJ-2:.... because......why not...and it's cool?
Crow:...that was the armour I was shot in...it even has the bullet hole...
MJ-2.:....ummm
Crow: where did you even.....did you....
MJ-2: strip it off your dead body, no of course not
Crow: thank the traveller-
MJ-2: I found it in a crate after your body was taken for your funeral
Crow:.....I am beginning to grow concerned about your mental state....
MJ-2: I thought the armour made from scorn and hive would trigger that....Or hell even the Armour made from the Vex .... just wearing enemies while we eliminate the rest
Crow:.....
Crow takes a few steps back
MJ-2: so ....what did you need?
Crow holding a mission to fight scorn
Crow:..umm it's nothing I'll give it to someone else
MJ-2: Okie dokie
These lips are sealed..,or are they?
.....good question do us Exos actually have lips or would they be even considered to be lips...never thought about it
Cayde: hey Kid you got my?-
MJ-2: yeah, yeah I got your 6
Cayde: well thanks
Turns to look at him
Cayde: I appreciate it-
MJ-2 holds a sticker of a number 6 in his hands
Cayde: you serious?
MJ-2: Well you are Cayde-6
Cayde:..okay you got me good this time, now let's do this before Zavala starts asking questions
TLDR:
Puns and practical jokes
Cayde: hey Kid you got my?-
MJ-2: yeah, yeah I got your 6
Cayde: well thanks
Turns to look at him
Cayde: I appreciate it-
MJ-2 holds a sticker of a number 6 in his hands
Cayde: you serious?
MJ-2: Well you are Cayde-6
Cayde:..okay you got me good this time, now let's do this before Zavala starts asking questions
TLDR:
Puns and practical jokes
Fair enough....also probably shouldn't have looked at the message at the sanctuary...on the moon...next to Eris....I wish you good luck
Those things are askin' for trouble...and not the fun kind.
Most things Hive touched creep me out a little,if I'm bein' honest.
'Cept Eris.
...
Okay maybe Eris too,but just a little.
Don't tell her I said that.
Santa Cayde drops by and hands you a shiny new hand cannon (it's even a god roll)
Happy Dawning!
Thank you! and happy Dawning!
MJ-2: has anyone seen my gunpowder gamble explosives?....I think I dropped them...and I know they're live...but aren't currently on a fuse so um.... please because not to hit them with anything-
I leave my Hunters alone for a few hours and now there are knives in the ceiling, Cayde is trying to make a literal head cannon and I'm betting that it'll explode on him.
I love you guys, I really do, but holy shit you guys are going to give me a HEART ATTACK!!!!!!
@baede-6 @caydesaceinthehole please, for the love of God, go take some time and EAT or something. Just..... give me a min to make a cover story for the chaos 😅
Maybe, never know what the day holds....unless it's Zavala sending out on missions and paperwork
A year's supply of Spicy Ramen
Or
A tiny hat and a new little bed for the colonel
Tough one, tough one.
Thing is,I would want the tiny hat and bed for The Colonel because we all know she'd look great in anything,but I know Colonel would want the spicy ramen for me...I would ALSO like that for me.
That's two votes for ramen.
...
But a tiny hat for the Colonel? That's priceless. I mean, can you imagine? The Colonel would look absolutely adorable in it.
I'm going to have to be a little selfless here and choose the hat and bed.
The Colonel deserves nothin' but the best.
Good choice
hands over the hat.... it's a tiny Beret
And the bed
*it looks like it's looks decorated with card symbols*
Also a bonus
hands over card
Enough for six months of Ramen
A year's supply of Spicy Ramen
Or
A tiny hat and a new little bed for the colonel
Tough one, tough one.
Thing is,I would want the tiny hat and bed for The Colonel because we all know she'd look great in anything,but I know Colonel would want the spicy ramen for me...I would ALSO like that for me.
That's two votes for ramen.
...
But a tiny hat for the Colonel? That's priceless. I mean, can you imagine? The Colonel would look absolutely adorable in it.
I'm going to have to be a little selfless here and choose the hat and bed.
The Colonel deserves nothin' but the best.
MJ-2 has learned how to play a harmonica, one day planning to challenge Cayde in a Harmonica playing...and he does Keep on hidden on his person inside of his Hat/Cloak depending on the armour he wears
He will often play just simple stuff though....as much as he tries he's still not too great at it, though he keeps trying and tries mimicking some of the tunes Cayde has played when he's alone... though it's always a bit off tune.
Fun fact
MJ-2 has stolen Cayde's Lucky pants once for a bet with the drifter....he wore them for 6 hours before being caught...in the end... he won 15k in glimmer...but actually won 5k....the other 10 was used for the Spicy Ramen Tax.
TLDR bribery with Ramen to win a bet... ended with most or winnings gone but at least kept the pants
Long road ahead, amigo
“You were a wonderful experience.”
“You were…everything.”
HIS ASS IS NOT FORKLIFT CERTIFIED
Cayde-6 from Destiny is Forklift Certified!
Thinking about Cayde-6 and Zurix
I died but I came back exactly the same. You though, I came back and you were wrong. Did the fact of my dying really damage you that much? Was bringing me back worth what it cost you? Would it have been better to just leave me?