Chris Md X Reader - Blog Posts

I need a ChrisMD fic where George is streaming and the reader is trying to have sex with Chris. Chris gives us and goes into George’s room and unplugs his stream because he’s so over it. George tweets that chris is in a bad mood but chris is too busy having sex with his girlfriend to care

thanks love

Stream interrupted - Chrismd

Chris was trying—really trying—to focus.

The bed creaked under him in protest, the sheets warm and tangled, Y/N’s leg slipping over his hip as she shifted closer, mouth brushing just beneath his ear. The kiss was soft, slow, a question asked without words—one that Chris very much wanted to answer.

Her fingers skimmed up beneath his shirt, nails dragging lightly down his back. He let out a low breath, eyes fluttering shut as she kissed down the column of his throat.

And then—

“NO WAY—chat, did you see that? Man’s moving like his controller’s got a five-second delay. Actual disgrace.”

Chris’s head hit the pillow with a frustrated thud.

Y/N paused, lifting her head with a stifled laugh. “Is he playing GTA again?”

Chris groaned. “He’s got the entire flat sounding like a Twitch convention. I’m literally being heckled through the wall.”

“Could be worse,” she teased, grinning against his jaw. “He could’ve said your name.”

Another yell echoed through the wall.

“I SWEAR if you clip that—Chris is gonna get demonetised just from proximity!”

Chris sat up with a muttered curse. “That’s it. I’m ending this man’s career.”

Y/N blinked, half-laughing. “Babe, you’re literally—wait—Chris—”

But he was already halfway across the flat, joggers hanging low on his hips, no shirt, barefoot stomping down the hall like a man possessed. He didn’t knock. He didn’t hesitate.

He kicked George’s door open.

George spun in his chair like he’d been caught watching something illegal. “Jesus Christ—what are you—”

Chris didn’t answer. He walked straight over, leaned down, and with zero hesitation—click—yanked the plug from George’s streaming setup. The entire rig went dark.

Chat died mid-‘LMAOOOO’.

George blinked. “Did you just… kill my stream?”

Chris was already halfway out the door. “I’m trying to have sex, George. Kindly shut the fuck up.”

Back in the bedroom, Y/N was laughing so hard she’d rolled onto her stomach, face buried in a pillow.

Chris shut the door behind him and crossed back to the bed, all mock irritation and flushed cheeks. “Right. Where were we?”

She grinned, grabbing him by the waistband and dragging him back down into the sheets. “You were trying to focus.”

This time, there were no interruptions.

—

Ten minutes later, a tweet appeared on George’s feed:

chris is in a mood btw

Not five minutes after that, Chris replied:

in my girlfriend actually. cheers x

———————————————————-

A very short one shot but I’m bad after a short break!! I’m a teacher and I started this blog while on school holidays, finding time is a littler trickier now but I hope you enjoy xxx

Requests are open xx

Masterlist

Tags

@the-internets-girlfriend

Okay. I have been thinking of this for a long time and I am trusting you to make this real.

Chris with a Baker reader and she comes on the channel for like without a recipe type challenges.

Make me proud!

I will do my best 😌

Description: Chris and Arthur compete against Bambino Becky and Y/n in the grand finale of their baking competition.

"I can not believe you mate" Chris held his head in his hands as Arthur stood next to him "I mean she's a Baker. Why are you surprised that shes this good?"

The two had challenged Y/n and Becky to a baking competition. The rules were simple. The pairs had 3 hours to bake any pie they wished and were allowed to use a recipe but for everytime they had to look at the recipe they'd lose time to bake.

"Hear that Y/n? The boys are giving up" Becky exclaimed as she pointed across the way.

Y/n didn't look up from kneading the pie dough. But her smirk was evident. When she and Chris began dating she had not wanted to do anything with his channel but as the years went by she finally accepted the offer of being in a video.

She was the judge in Chris's new baking series until the comments came flooding on about how she should compete.

Pairing Y/n with Becky who hadn't won a single episode with the two champions seemed fair...until Y/n didn't look at the recipe and got to baking.

"Arthur pass me the cold butter" Chris said finally bouncing back out of his moment of desperation. He had to do this, not only to win the competition but to beat his girlfriend.

Once the pies were out of the oven the four contestants stood posing for their final show down. The judge this week was Gordon Ramsey aka Italian Bach in a costume.

"I won't lie, these are both great looking pies, but one takes the cake" he said looking to the camera earning a few chuckles. After taking a bite of each her declared the one Y/n and Becky made was the winner much to no one's surprise.

"The Rhubarb in this one was a bit...grainy?" Isaac continued pointing at the loser pie. Chris and Arthur both booing in the background as Y/n and Becky were given their sashes.

As Chris did his outro Y/n came up behind him giving him a kiss on his cheek. Him stuttering before continuing.

On the car ride home the two chatted about the filming and teases were thrown

"I actually really liked your pie" Y/n said earnestly "I think the bin will like it more though" she said hiding her laugh behind her hand.

"Yeah ha ha so funny, at least I didn't look directly at the camera like 6 times" he teased back "how about you and I switch hm? I go to confectionery school and you take over the channel"

Y/n reached her hand over and put it on his.

"I had a lot of fun doing this baby"

"Yeah, me too. I think I need you to show me more baking though, the fans are requesting a season two and I think if you give me more pointers I have a better shot at beating you"

She gave his hand a squeeze. Once stopping at a red light she leaned in and kissed him

"I'd like that"

Chris MD Masterlist

Headcannons

Sweet as Pie

Date Night + Boys

Chris Dixon Headcannons

♡ Needs you in his videos. Always points you out If you're behind the camera or if you call him while filming he answers and puts the speaker up to his mic. To put it gently this man is a hard launch.

☆ If you're taller than him he calls you his Amazonian Queen. If you're shorter be ready for short jokes. He needs an outlet and you're the perfect target.

♡ Once spent an entire hour trying to figure out your text message, finally calling you to ask. Apparently the 28 year old man doesn't know what ttyl means.

☆ Has every holiday marked on his phone with reminders of what he wants to get you. Valentines Day? dinner and chocolates. Easter? Candy basket. Fathers day? Socks.

♡ Changed his profile picture on all socials to a picture of the two of you on a football field. Its his favourite picture of you. The way you're smiling makes him melt.

♡ Has made an entire series on his channel about you. Vlogging dates and explaining stories to his fans as you sit with him. He can't take his eyes off of you.

☆ When you meet his sister its like fireworks. The two of you click wonderfully. And become quick friends, later the two of you hang out without Chris. Which he becomes jealous about quickly.

☆ He loves spending time with you and having a mundane day is one of his small pleasures in life. Cooking, cleaning, running errands all of it.

♡ All his friends love you but when the cameras turn on treat you like you're stealing their man. It's especially funny when Arthur tells you to "step off bitch" in his soft voice.

☆ If he found out you were a long time fan of his youtube he would fall 100 times more in love with you. Then the realisation washed over him that you've seen him at such a young age.

♡ Once drunk texted you about how pretty you were thinking you were someone else. You didn't stop him and listened as he slurred on and on about his wonderful girlfriend.