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2 years ago

Cool things to say when a guy on xbox tells you to make him a sandwich:

"Sure, once I'm done watching your mom at the strip club."

"Sure, once your dad comes back with the milk."

"Sorry we don't have any bread, but your dad went to get some 9 years ago."

"Sure, have a bullet sandwich *kill +1*"


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