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I mean, *I* wouldn't but I wouldn't bone anyone 🤣🖤🩶🤍💜
I would, however, give you, like, three fake numbers saying they're my friends numbers, just to piss the better off
I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”
Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.