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me, at like 1 am. sleep deprived: Why does Minerva have glasses?
also me: does it matter?
me: yes! Artemis doesnt have glasses, and he's in front of a computer screen all day
me: ok..
me: so why doesn't he need glasses and Minerva does?
me: she doesn't eat her carrots? I dunno. Go to bed.
me: i bet ARTEMIS doesn't eat his veggies, though
me: he probably does. Minerva doesn't because her dad won't force her. Or maybe she doesn't actually need glasses, and they're for looking even smarter. Happy?
me: OR Artemis needs glasses, and he's invented some solution so he doesn't have to wear anything like glasses or contacts. Or maybe he is wearing special contacts that-
me: SHUT IT AND GO TO BED!