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Mark beaks: I don't see how this day could get any weird- and here we go
*Gladstone Gander and Mark beaks holding a baby whilst sitting on a bench*
Magica Despell: Gah! What the- Dude! That is so messed up!
Mark beaks: I know right? I mean, future me, wearing sandals?
Magica Despell: No! I mean your gonna steal Gladstone from me! It's supposed to be "Magicstone" not "Beakstone", you home wrecking womaniser!
Mark beaks: And it looks like I didn't stop at men.
*Mark and Magica getting married. Mark wearing a dress and Magica wearing a suit*
Magica: Ah! *Sobs*
Mark beaks: Agreed, always thought I was the one wearing pants in this relationship
B.O.Y.D: I made this fathers day bracelet for you
Mark beaks: Oh- you know, I'm not really a jewellery person
B.O.Y.D: You don't have to wear it-
Mark beaks: *snatches bracelet from Boyd* N- No I'm gonna wear it forever, back off