Curse Words - Blog Posts

yesterday there was a comically funny series of bad things that happened and I like to believe all my bad luck was being thrown at me so I'd have a better year, like some god or entity is like "Oh fuck this bitch hasn't used all his bad luck just pour it all out it needs to reset before midnight FUUUUCCCKKK!!!!"

What a year this week has been.

Sometimes I think about how Clearsight must have got lots of bitches to split an entire dragon tribe into two different species, like how the fuck do you do that? She must've been getting so many husbands at this point.

Twisted Wonderland Vice HouseWardens Reacting To MC Cursing

Warning ⚠️

Cursing•Written By Minor•Yelling•Lookalike Brothers™️

Got bored writing that last ones sorry 😢.

Trey Clover ☘️🍬

He was in the Heartslabyul kitchen making poppyseed muffins, when he heard yelling upstairs. Knowing full well that it was coming from Ace and Deuce’s room, he stopped what he was doing and walked to up to see what was going on now. Once he opened the door he saw Ace, Deuce, and their other two roommates playing Mario Cart. Then he heard it. MC was talking through Ace’s phone, celebrating his first place victory by using some very not good words. He slammed the door, not wanting Riddle go here you and speed walked down stairs. That afternoon he walked to Ramshackle dorm and told you off for using such vulgar language when Riddle was in the same building. Though he quickly got over the whole deal.

Ruggie Bucchi 🐾🦴

Ruggie was bargaining with Sam when he heard you yelling from the door. He and Sam looked at each other and walked to the door, when Sam opened it they saw You and a Pomefiore. A trash can next to the other student, knocked over with trash spilt across the grass in-front of Sam’s Shop. The student was on his knees begging you not to tell Vil, while you told him off in various curses. Ruggie was surprised that you, a non-magical student was cursing out a sophomore Pomefiore student of all people. He then got back to the dorm and told everyone about how you yelled off that poor kids ears.

Jade Leech 🏊🏻‍♂️🌊

He was walking in the hallway on the second floor when he heard you arguing with Cater about who was hotter, Leona or Vil. He decided that it would be a good secret to hold over your heads. So he listened in. What he didn’t expect was for you and Cater to get into a full on brawl. Him cheering for Vil and you going for Leona Kingscholar. Not wanting you to get hurt he stepped in. Once he got you two apart you and Cater started yelling at him to let you two continue you fight. But he wouldn’t budge. So you two cursed at him until he walked away. Unknown to the two of you, he was actually going to go and fetch the two House Wardens. That was an awkward conversation.

Jamil Viper 🐍🪳

You two were studying in the library. When a question you didn’t know came up. So he asked you again. Fuck was the word you whispered under your breath. He quickly put his hand over your mouth before you said another word. Jamil looked around, when he didn’t see Kalim he sighed in relief. Then told you off for cursing in a public area. You passed the test with a 97 out of 100.

Rook Hunt 🏹🧢

He literally slapped you. Before you said it! You ran to Vil and told on him. He was told to rake the orchard for the next two weeks, alone.

Ortho Shroud 🤖💎

The Lookalike Twins™️ toward over you before a single word left your tongue.

Lilia Vonrouge 🦇💚

He swiftly covered Silver’s ears before you said another word. Then told you off for having such a dirty mouth around his children Silver and Sebek. Luckily Malleus wasn’t around to hear Lilia’s 50 minute rant about cursing in-front of children.