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Was in the middle of stripping my bed when someone decided to lay directly on top of the blanket I was in the middle of folding...
Then decided he liked to window better because of the sun...
Me to my brother: *waving a straw. Wingardium leviosa!
My brother: what do you expect me to do?
Me: fly bitch fly.
Cat: claws at the carpet.
My mum: no! You ratbag!
Cat: glares and pointedly continues.
My mum: You’re never gonna make friends because you’re an arse.
Me: ouch harsh*.
yo quiero hablar español contigo mi amiga ❣️
Win win for both