Dam You Brain - Blog Posts

So first day in figure drawing class, I’d say I’m doing rather well.

Teacher: ok you have 20 minutes to draw what you see. Can’t wait to see what you guys come up with 

My brain: ok simple enough human just two models doing an anime pose-

Me: *does one paint stroke*

Brain: OH! SHINY! LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS!!!!! Very very pretty lady.

Me: * Does a paint stroke too far* oh cr-

Brain: ANGEL!

me: What?

Brain: Angel feather, very pretty lady, do more! Oh, oh, oh! Biblically accurate angle!!!! Yessss! Eyes! Add da eyes! 

Me: Q^Q w-wha pls i just want to add a bit of detail! Pls! 🥲

Brain: But it could be like this.

Me:.....

Brain:.....

Me: your not wrong.

*two minutes later*

Teacher: ok we’re done let’s see what this talented bunch has come up with 

Me: *looks at what I’ve done* DAMMIT I DID IT AGAIN! Brain: heheheh~ Me: YOU!!!!

Brain: ACK-!