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incognitowarlockwhumpblog

1 week ago

Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

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therealteslathedog

1 year ago

Tumblr just censored one of my Sam and Max art pieces even though it’s just a silly joke. Pretty sure Sam and Max themselves wouldn’t be too happy about a situation like this either. They’d probably do unspeakable things to the narc that did it in the first place.

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catthrowingupinyourshoe

2 years ago

"LOL the first one to discover this will look crazy telling the others"

-God

catthrowingupinyourshoe - I would assault someone for cheeto puffs