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Don't Ignore the Balls turned 5 today! Woopdy Fucking Doo. You block all my content Tumblr.
It’s so hard...
...to say goodbye. A lot of you have asked if I’m moving to another service, and I just don’t have the energy to start over. I got nearly 30,000 of you perverts to follow along with my shenanigans and I don’t have the ambition or interest to do that again.
I started this blog a few years ago because I wasn’t finding any blogs or sites that really focused on women showing love to the balls. But now there are plenty of Reddit threads and Pornhub playlists and I feel like my work here is done.
Thanks for following, playing along with my stupid games, and jerking off together. Wherever you wind up, have fun, respect boundaries, make at least some effort to be sure that what your posting has the consent of everyone featured in the pics or video.
So long, Xander Wolfe
@xander_wolfe on Twitter and XXXanderWolfe on Reddit
How to sign off?
So I’m thinking I want to go out with a bang? Something big. What do you suggest? What have you always wanted to see from this blog that you haven’t seen yet? Lets fuck this place up!
So long, perverts!
Well, the writing is on the wall and this Blog now has an expiration date. Thanks to everyone who followed, submitted, had fun PM chats with us. We’ll probably shut down before the 17th, but maybe we’ll have some more fun before then.
@secretsexcloset knows what’s up!
I got this email from Tumblr and it cracked me up! I love that a major media company sent an email with the subject line: “Don’t Ignore the Balls turned 4 today!” So anyway, happy birthday to me! Now gargle my balls.
Hey perverts. Check out my new NSFW Meme account “Live Nude Memes” follow me for dirty nude memes. Tits and giggles!
Check out this great ball licking art from a Brazilian lady. Chicks love the balls so much they make art about it!
I just started fucking around on Twitter. Follow me won’t you?
Weird question. How do you trim/shave without cutting yourself? I seem to always manage to cut myself each time
Thanks for your question. I’ve never had a problem shaving my sack. I use body wash and a high quality razor. Don’t go cheap on your balls. They are worth spending some money on something legit. Start by trimming as much hair as you can with clippers and then get into the shower and start shaving. Take your time, rushing could be part of your problem too. Good luck!
Holy Shit, 10,000 + Followers?!?
Thank you all for 10,000 followers. I never thought this goofy blog about playing with a dude’s balls would get so much love. I want to do something special for 10k fans. Time to vote on what you’d like to see for my special thank you post:
A.) My Balls
B.) My Balls in my wife’s mouth
C.) Someone else’s balls in my wife’s mouth.
Comment with your vote and we’ll get started on our thank you post!
Nothing calms down a slut faster!
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The best way to complement a slut on how well she takes a face fucking is to let her have a break and suck on your balls for a minute. It really lets them know they are doing a great job.
When your slut is out on a date with one of your friends, it’s always good to hear that she paid the proper respect to his balls. You’d never hear the end of it from all your friends if he told them she ignored the balls!
My coworker is a filthy slut. We have both bonded over our love of the balls. She loves to suck balls but her husband hates it when she touches them. I love to get my balls sucked but my girlfriend won't touch them. Is it cheating if she sucked my balls since we are both ball deprived
First off, thank you for your awesome fucking question. Now. Yeah, it’s cheating, but depriving a slut of the mouth full of balls that she craves is a much worse crime than cheating. You don’t marry a filthy little slut unless you understand that she needs to feed often. Denying her needs is just cruel. And your girlfriend needs to understand that testicular neglect is one of the worst crimes against humanity. So, it’s cheating, but I’d call it justifiable cheating. So neither of you should feel guilty when she’s slurping your sack like she was meant to.
Thank you again for your spectacular question. We loved to see some pictures of your balls in her mouth next time you write!
With Valentine’s Day coming up, a lot of dudes are wondering what to get the sluts in their lives. Not the randos whose name you can’t remember, but the good sluts, who are worth buying bus fair for their ride home after they drain your balls.
Well this video is an excellent guide on how to do something special for a slut. This dude gives Lindsey Love full access to his cock, balls and asshole for her to really work her tongue on.
Take notes fellas, Valentine’s Day comes once a year!
http://www.pornhub.com/embed/2051049254
Bobbi Starr understands how important the balls are in this perfect fucking blowjob. Deepthroat ball licking and swallowing (!) happens here people. Take notes, slut. This is how you earn your bus pass home.
Gawddamn! Look how talented this slag is! She pays so much attention to the balls, the taint, and the asshole.
I want to make out with your asshole.
I like your style, slut. You’re welcome to spend some quality time getting to know how my asshole tastes, but like the name of the blog states…don’t ignore the balls.
I want a guy to stuff his balls in my pussy along with his cock. Is that weird?
That is not weird at all. As a slut, you’re probably finding that your obsessed with balls and stuffing them in your mouth and sometimes, even your pussy. Don’t fight that. Embrace it, and get out there and get some dude’s balls sopping wet with pussy juice. Just make sure you lick them clean afterwards. That’s just good etiquette.
True Ball Loving Wife Stories: No. 1
I post a lot of pictures and captions about how sluts should show love and tribute to the balls, and I think it’s time to let you guys know that I expect the same from my wife, a slut I’m very proud of. One of the first times she made me so proud with her focus on the balls, was when she was blowing my best friend pretty regularly. She had just developed what is now her signature cocksucking move, she goes as deep as she can on the cock, and then waits a moment, and comes up as slowly as she can, while she tickles the underside of the ball sack gently.
The first time she did that to me, I said “you have to do that to Rich next time he’s over!” and a few days later he stopped by to say hi (and probably empty his balls). 30 minutes later he’s sitting on the couch and my wife is on her knees sucking his cock like its her job and she’s trying to earn a raise.
I see her go down as deep as she can, he’s pretty big, so she can only go about halfway down his length, but I can see him tense up as he feels his cockhead hit the back of her throat. She waits a moment, and slowly comes back up and I hear him say, in total blissful pleasure, “Oh, Gawd. She’s tickling my balls! Feels so good!”
I was so proud of her for showing love to his balls, and making him feel like a king. A few minutes later he erupted a torrent of jizz on her face. I could tell she was realizing that she got the biggest load ever from him by playing with his sack, and loving all the extra knuckle babies dripping from her cheeks. From that moment on, my wife became a ball charming wizard. Her ability to please the plums with her mouth, tongue, hands and tits are amazing.
More stories soon, if you want them. And don’t forget to ask me anything!
Little Oral Andie really knows how to polish the plums. Go get it, girl.
Here’s a great example of a slut, one of my favorites, who manages to show plenty of love to the balls, even while she’s blowing two dudes. Multiple cocks is no excuse to ignore the balls!
Incredible! That blow job = thanks for coming over, slut! That teabagging ball bathing = here’s bus fair home. That rim job = okay, I’m calling you an Uber, and I’ll tell my friends about you.
When you find a slut who really makes out with your balls, she’s worth keeping in your slut rotation. She’s earning her bus fare back home, here.
This guy is having the best day ever. Although, I guess she’s having a good day too.
French Women Are Cupping Men’s Balls to Raise Money for Prostate Cancer Research. This is pretty much the best thing ever. You can say its for Prostate Cancer research, but I think it’s also because women love balls.
I can’t even wrap my fucking head around this.