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Poor Ron tho.
Draco: Harry, you are sexier than any chicken nugget.
Harry: Oh Draco… then are you a French fry, because you’re tall, blond and utterly delicious.
Draco: Oh?
Draco: Looking into your eyes is like drowning in a pool of green sweet slushie.
Harry: And are you like glass of water? Because I’m thirsty for you.
Draco: Careful with your banana because I’ll eat it!
Harry: I’ll eat you.
Ron: *horrified by their hungrily stares at each other* What the actual fuck?!
Hermione: Ron, they won’t eat each other literary…
Ron: * le gasp of horror* That’s even worse! ArgHH! My ears and eyes! My innocence!
Harry, when he was introduced to the wizard world: I hope something good happens this year.
Harry, after he spends some time living in it: I hope whatever bad thing happens this year is at least funny.
MIND BLOWN.
Harry: *sitting in the corner of the room*
Draco, passing by: What’s the deal with Potter? Got heartbroken by rejection?
Hermione: *looks up from book* He only just figured out that you can’t describe colours…
Draco: What? Yes you can, green as grass!
Hermione: That’s using the colour to describe something else.
Draco: Okay, how about this - red is warm?
Hermione: That’s associating the colour with a feeling.
Draco: *staring off into the distance* Holy Merlin…
Ron: *lying on the floor with Nevile and Ginny* Just give up. We can’t outsmart her.
Draco: *joins Harry in the corner*