Dumb Quotes - Blog Posts

The Strawhat crew as things from the “Quotes” list from my D&D group

Luffy: “I don’t use a silencer! I USE A LOUDENER!”

Zoro: “Sorry demon of the abyss, I already have a membership card”

Nami: “He can’t plunder us if he’s suffocating in my tits!”

Ussop ( specifically post time skip): “I’m swole as fuck!”

Sanji: “No one enjoys my penis”

Chopper: “Who wants extra credit and marshmallows!”

Robin: “The brain is the powerhouse of the body”

Franky: “Ooo, Big Red Button”

Brook: “Fucking Kids these days and their memes and weird clubs”

Jinbe: #justfishthings

Bonus:

Zoro: Hi I’m Zoro

Sanji: YOU’RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE ZORO

"YOU TOO, KANE - OR DO I HAVE TO TRANSLATE IT TO NEANDERTHAL FOR YOU?"

-Gym teacher, Freak the Mighty

I SWEAR WHEN I GET MY HANDS AROUND YOUR NECK, BITCH

"My father was a magician. He heard the words 'birth defect', and disappeared."

- Kevin/Freak, Freak the Mighty (Rodman Philbrick, 1993)

FREAK, YOU LITTLE SHIT, I LOVE YOU

"My father was a magician. He heard the words 'birth defect', and disappeared."

- Kevin/Freak, Freak the Mighty (Rodman Philbrick, 1993)

FREAK, YOU LITTLE SHIT, I LOVE YOU

Does anyone else's friends have like a list of quotes for dumb things they've said?

Me and my friend's do. I'm currently on quote 150.