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Just wait until the second 100, third 100, and the rest of his presidency (if you can call it that) are polled.
Dickhead is as dickhead does.
If this triggers your MAGAt ass you can go f-ck yourself with a porcupine carcass.
America’s Clown Prince, doing what he does best: act the fool, for the entertainment of his dim-witted cult members.
Don’t worry, Arkansas. The guy you voted for for president will certainly show up and toss you a roll of paper towels, cuz that’s just the type of guy he is.
It’s ironic that MAGA likes to take shots at everyone they claim to be a sexual deviant, but they are led by one of the scummiest sexual deviants in the country! I guess MAGA lives by the adage “Do as we say, not as we do.”
Comrade Trump knows how to take care of his fellow dictators. Too bad he cares nothing about the people in THIS country, and that includes his MAGA morons (except they’re too dumb to realize it.)
Even on a Trump-friendly podcast called “Flagrant”, the host laughs in #DumbDonald’s face when the former president (and current traitor) makes the comment “I’m basically a truthful person”. And the moron just sits there and takes it!! Even people who supposedly like this loser can’t keep from mocking him, to his face. If that’s not the definition of “Loser”, I don’t know what is.
Should we be surprised that this is how the MAGA crowd respects Butler, PA? After all, this is what the front yard of every MAGA cult member looks like. Their motto: “Live like a slob, act like a slob, vote like a slob.”
Photographic proof of the MAGA cult eating their own. It’s nice to see their buffoonery isn’t limited to annoying just the sane portion of America.
#DumbDonald, when asked to give a ballpark estimate of his IQ. Frankly, I think his estimate is too high.
And when people call him a chicken, that’s still WAY better than what they actually think about him as a human being.
I can only hope that many of DumbDonald’s cult have invested their life savings into this venture, and that soon they will be standing on street corners, begging Central American immigrants who are walking by for a couple of coins. Of course, they will still be waving their MAGA flags at cars driving past, because that seems to be their only form of exercise, but at least now they can kill two birds with one stone.
You’d think that the head of a company which has lost 60% of its value in the last 6 months might have something better to do than, say, spend his time talking about how the cats and dogs of Springfield are being gobbled up by the townfolk.
Every time I conclude the MAGA cult is comprised of the dumbest people in America, they find a way to prove they are even dumber than I originally thought. I mean, they’re not as dumb as their leader, but that’s only because there isn’t a person on the planet who is dumber than Match Game’s own living legend, #dumbdonald.
C’mon, Chicken Man. What are you afraid of? That you’ll do even worse in the next debate? Don’t worry. I watched the last debate, and you couldn’t possibly do worse. Bawk, bawk.
Republicans who AREN’T pathetically trying to remain in office by burying their heads in #dumbdonald’s ass know just how toxic he is to America, and they have the courage to say so. I’m a lifelong independent, but if the Cheney’s or Adam Kinzinger ran for office again, they would have my vote because of the integrity they have shown over the past few years. Currently serving Republicans only know how to bow and lick the boot of their dictator-wannabe. Pathetic.
And it includes a handsome photo of Dumb Donald looking in the direction of his poll numbers.