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severance really said they were gonna take the love square/triangle trope and make it so insane. NOBODY is doing it like them. gretchen has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. burt out here ominously setting up a ham-based throuple. helena wants that widower cookie sooo bad.
it's 2021. future me shows up and says that Zoolander is going to make the most peak tv show in the history of the world. i laugh. it is 2025. i am vomiting my guts out and digging my fingers into my eyes after woe's hollow and trojan horse. the hallucination of ben stiller that smiles down at me every time i break out into tears over markhelly and markgemma and irving and dylan and milchick demurely waves away my snotty, miserable gratitude for creating severance. i feverishly count the seconds till friday.
CAUSE THEY DONT KNOW THAT PETEYS DEAD NONE OF MDR KNOWS BUT NOW THAT MARKS REININTERGRATED HE (WILL) KNOW CAUSE THEY ALL JUST THINK THAT MAYBE HE’S HAVINGTHE TIME OF HIS LIFE IN FLORIDA BUT HES NOT HES DEAAAD. 😭. PETEY YOU WERE TAKEN TOO EARLY (this is in complete disregard to s2 ep4 but dude… that was a crazy episode)