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~shy extroverts~
*INTP at a party*
ENTP: you are pretty damn cute
INTP: thanks?
ENTP: you came here with anyone?
INTP: I heard there's free food so I dropped by
ENTP: Ah....makes sense
*awkward silence*
ENTP, smirks: So what's your type?
INTP: Um... INTP?
ENTP, flustered: you know about MBTI?
INTP: What other types were you asking about? Ennegram?
ENTP: you're so godamn oblivious, marry me!
INTP: why don't we have any food in our fridge?
ENTP: I thought you were doing groceries
INTP: when was the last time I left the house?
ENTP: I don't remember
INTP: What were you doing in the mall for four hours?
ENTP: I FORGOT OKAY
INTP: at least you bought other stuff on the list, right?
ENTP: what list?
INTP: you know what, let's forget it. You paid the bills right? You said you would
*light goes out*
ENTP:.....looks like I didn't.
INTP: it was my fault actually, to trust you with it.
ENTP: you want takeout?
INTP: is that an apology?
I am so sorry for not putting ESTJ, ISTJ and ESTP, but there was only space for 12!!!!
You can always comment if you like any of those three with INTP.
Personally I don't think they will work out with INTP (as an INTP myself, I am not fond of people with those types that much....so)
ENTP: hey, what a surprise, you are calling me for the first time!
INTP: I need your help in killing someone
ENTP: I know you have a vengeance against the P.E teacher but you can't just kill him....
INTP: Not him! I want to kill INFJ.
ENTP: .....what...I thought you liked INFJ
INTP: Exactly, because of him I am getting neurochemical reactions in my brain that I don't like. I get anxious whenever I see him. I feel self-conscious and my heart pounds like crazy. INFJ reminds me of my grandma, mom and my favourite English teacher whenever he talks. He distracts me when he smiles. He needs to be eliminated.
ENTP:......I think you are in love.
INTP: SHUT UP ENTP, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE?
MBTI TYPES AS SIBLINGS:
ESFJ: the favourite sibling who gets along with everyone
ISFJ: the quiet, generous one who let's you have their cupcakes
ESTJ: the one who tries to lead but everyone thinks of him as a joke
ISTJ: the sibling who you come to when you have a problem
ENFJ: Listens to all your problems and is there when you are having a hard time
INFJ: Knows everything about you, but you know nothing about what they do all day
ENTJ: The sibling who would kill you and also kill for you
INTJ: Is emotionally suppressed but is always stressed and looking out for you
ISFP: would watch movies with you and encourage your hobbies
ESFP: is fun to be around and speaks up for you when you can't
ISTP: just too cool
INTP: acts like they don't care but they care more than you would ever find out
ESTP: fights with you for fun
ENTP: is the sibling who would say "you are adopted you know?" just to mess up with your brain
ENFP: is a bundle of energy and joy, always trying to get you out of your shell
INFP: tries hard to have peace with you but becomes diabolical when messed with
16 personalities on Valentine's day:
ENFJ: outside the house of S.O/Crush and telling them they love them with a bunch of gifts
INFJ: shyly giving their S.O a poem they wrote about them
ISFJ: making home made goodies to give to their S.O and spending time with them
ESFJ: gives "I love you" cookies to random lonely looking strangers
ISFP: confessing to their crush with a backup plan to move to another country if they got rejected
INFP: celebrating the day by reading fan fiction on their favourite characters
ISTP: does not care, unless they do, then making their S.O's day by showing affection
ESTP: is celebrating Valentine's day everyday
ESTJ: finds out it's Valentine's day at late night when their S.O is mad at them
ENTJ: takes S.O on an elegant dinner and tries to be as nice as possible
ISTJ: sends a "happy Valentine's day" message to S.O hoping that's all they got to do
INTJ: "look at them. They're holding hands. I want them dead"
ESFP: a Valentine's day themed party that's open to everyone
ENFP: goes out on a roadtrip with S.O and does all the things they want
ENTP: refuses to take or give gifts to S.O by saying "Valentine's day is a capitalistic holiday that's celebrated so that multinational companies can make a ton of money out of people's love for eachother"
INTP: what do you mean by "Happy Valentine's day" are you saying today is St. Valentine's birthday? I told you I am not interested in theology----
ENTP: you know I am getting bored, wanna rob banks or something?
INFJ: that is your first response to getting bored?
ESTP: it's not like we haven't done it before.
INFP: you have robbed banks before?
ESTJ: I stopped them before they could. Don't know what they will do if I am not there.
INTP: *whispers* have some real fun for ounce
ENTP: INTJ what do you think about robbing a bank?
ISFJ: obviously, he doesn't think it's a good thing!
INTJ: not really, in this money hungry capitalistic world, robbing a bank doesn't feel like a bad idea. Maybe we can start a revolt.
ESTP, ENTP: yeah rebellion!
INTP: I don't know. I am bored too but a rebellion will be too much work and people
INFP: I don't think......you know what fuck yeah!
ISFJ: you kids are really childish
ESTJ: that's why I am their babysitter.
The thinkers gang be like:
ENTP: I was thinking we can make our own club since nobody likes us!
INTJ: they don't like us for a reason
INTP: we make them feel bad and say inappropriate things in wrong situations.
ENTJ: well their feelings aren't our problem, we just try to be realistic and logical when they are not
INTJ: I couldn't care less about it
ENTP: INTP and I have extroverted feeling so yes we DO care about them
INTP: its my greatest flaw
ENTJ: I do like to hang out with people, they just get offended so easily! Jeez they are sensitive
ENTP: Hear! Hear!
INTJ: I would be a flat earther before I make friends with dumb people.
INTP: I so agree with you, like yesterday ENFP comes me to and says my argument is wrong beacuse it breaks their heart! Do you know what else they said?
ENTP: what?
INTP: "we all have our own truths and facts are.....subjective"
ENTP,ENTJ,INTJ: Nooooo
INTP: Ikr
ENTP: We don't deserve this! Maybe we are insensitive, annoying, condescending assholes, that doesn't make us any worse than they are! Cheers my friends!
INTJ: we are friends?
INTP: aren't we siblings?
ENTJ: hey! I am not the asshole, you all are.
ENTP: they are so right about us
What is your ideal life?
ESTP: do every illegal thing there is without going to jail.....
ESFP: living the dream in Las Vegas...for free
ENTP: being a philosophy professor so I can debate all my life with my students and get paid for it
ENFP: do everything I ever want and not being called "weird" and "unrealistic"
ENFJ: have lots of friends with problems, so I can solve their problems.
ESFJ: live a happy life with my family,friends, significant other and kids
ESTJ: being able to shout at my incompetent subordinates without being called a menace
ENTJ: world domination
ISTP: live in an island with good internet connection
ISFP: being an appreciated artist
INTP: staying at home and not have responsibility for anything
INFP: being able to live out my life without thinking about all my embarrassing moments that replay in my head every night when I try to sleep....
INFJ: being able to turn down people when they ask for help all the time without feeling guilty
ISFJ: having lots of cats and world peace
ISTJ: a stable job and a stable family
INTJ: There is no ideal life here. My plan is to leave earth for a better planet.
If you’re a potterhead, reblog this with your Hogwarts House, Meyer Briggs Type, your favourite character and ship!
Chaotic academia is
1.) Intense obsessions that last maybe two weeks but consume your soul
2.) Spacing out in class but loving to learn
3.) Swearing and slang while discussing deep academic topics
ENTP: I like to reflect on things just for the hell of it. Even if I'll never know the answer.
INTJ: I don't. But you trick me into doing it.
ENTP: But are you having fun?
INTJ: And if I am, does your manipulation not count?
ENTP: I don't care about the manipulation, I care about you having fun!
Just came here to say I'm a Ne-dom and my thoughts are strongly visual. If you were to sit in a café with me and we'd talk about a certain topic, and then a month later I'd hear about that topic in a completely different situation, the image of the café and the exact view I had from my seat would pop up in my head.
Although I don't have color-synesthesia, my brain does make some weird associations. For example, when I play the guitar I associate notes and frets with specific gender, animals, etc.
Also, there is a term for not having visual imagination at all. It's called aphantasia.
Alright, this might be the weirdest question you’ve ever gotten, and I wouldn’t be surprised if you ignored it, but… do you picture Enneagram and/or MBTI types as colors? I know, weird, but I was reading your latest type 2 post (the one in which you mention Annie Wilkes and Alex) and suddenly I had one of those crazy realizations you have out of the blue - I have been seeing type 2 as something abstractly light pink all along since I’ve started learning about Enneagram around two years ago. Do you also do this? Coming to think about it, I once saw people on Tumblr, if I recall correctly, talking about doing something similar, but with school subjects, lol.
EDIT: Turns out it was Buzzfeed, lol
https://www.buzzfeed.com/sydrobinson1/what-colors-do-you-associate-with-these-school-subjects
https://www.buzzfeed.com/hattiesoykan/what-colour-do-you-associate-with-these-school-subjects
Interesting. I don’t do this, no, because I don’t have color-synesthesia. I have read about it in the past, and it would be interesting to know if it’s related to type at all or just a random occurrence in certain people.
I actually have very poor visualization skills. I’m not sure if it’s typed to being Ne-dom or if it’s just a weird thing my brain refuses to do, but I don’t think in pictures, colors, or even words – just in ‘thoughts.’ And when I’m envisioning a scene, I’m thinking in words rather than ‘seeing’ two characters do something. So when I think about 2, I think “the helper… over-helping… wanting love… pride” rather than envisioning a character, color, or person.
If anyone relates to the color thing, reblog and add your thoughts (rather than sending me an ask) since I’m curious to read it. :)
Okay so. This is my brand new blog right? And when I was registering Tumblr asked me how old I am. And my chaotic ass brain went, "Actually, how old am I?", and I just randomly looked at the calendar, saw it is February 24th today and went, "Ah yes, 24. Thank you, calendar."
If this is not a perfect example of coming to the right conclusion through wrong reasoning then I don't know what is.
I forgot I had this in my drafts. Another comic, yes.
Caption says: a rough height guide for the Analysts.
The Analysts decided it’s time to go out in style.
ENTP never fails to speak his mind, but his honesty is why he’s admired rather than mocked.