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You know, being an animated stone golem isn't all it’s cracked up to be. Not having to worry about eating, breathing, or even sleeping is neat. Instead, you have to worry about things like lichen and erosion. However, your life loses some of its glamour when you realize you’re essentially just a rock. Plus, my sculptor was kind of iffy at anatomy.
List of possible things that could be making that sound:
Evil vampiric poltergeists that don’t like trespassers, bloodthirsty super zombies who were previously shadow warriors, a twelfth level demon summoned from the ethereal plane, a fel tainted dragon that has a taste for griffons, a burning elemental creature that has a hobby turning intruders into sculpted ash statues.
I really hope it’s not the zombies.