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Starjack bodyguard AU where Wheeljack is a valued scientist and in need of protection from forces that wish to use his inventions for cruel means. Starscream is a Vosian warrior that is the best of the best, currently being punished and demoted due to disobeying direct orders that could have gotten many of his fellow soldiers killed. He also has secret scientific interests and maybe a few other secrets too! They're stuck together for the foreseeable future, at least until the newest terrorist group that call themselves "Primus' Chosen" have been captured and properly dealt with. Angst, secrets revealed, and two bots that seem to just be made for each other fall in love!
I'd write something like that but.... -looks over at 30+ WIPs- ....I'm a little preoccupied.
I can't believe there hasn't been a starjack bodyguard AU yet
Bingqiu fic where Luo Binghe works in a shitty cafe and Shen Yuan is a frequent visitor. When Luo Binghe isn’t on shift the food tastes like ass and none of the cleaning gets done, so he memorizes his shifts (like a normal person, Airplane, that’s not creepy why are you looking at him like that)
They flirt back and forth (at least Binghe thinks so) and Luo Binghe quickly becomes enamored with the cute guy with glasses and an obsession with bad novels.
Luo Binghe keeps dropping hints, and asks him if he’s single. Shen Yuan says yeah, of course he is.
Alright… but… Luo Binghe’s getting mixed signals.
If Shen Yuan is so single why does he keep bringing a harem into the cafe??
No, Shen Yuan, it’s not just a study session when Liu Qingge keeps staring at you from across the table like he wants to marry you!!!
No, Shen Yuan, it’s not just a ‘catch up with old friends’ when Yue Qingyuan keeps asking you if you want to share a milkshake and insists on spoon feeding you bites of his dishes!!
NO, SHEN YUAN, it’s NOT just a ‘causal hangout’ with Shang Qinghua. Why does he keep clinging on to you and calling you personal nicknames??
Luo Binghe is dying while he tries to keep up his facade of customer service afloat.
Scenes include: giving Shang Qinghua the wrong order 108284 times, ‘accidentally’ spilling coffee on Yue Qingyuan and giving Liu Qingge half burned food.
Shen Yuan is very confused at why his favorite cafe’s quality is suddenly going down in quality. Binghe… are you feeling alright?? Why do you seem so jealous of these people?? It’s not like he’s gay or something.
I've got a whole concept idea for how Alastor time-traveled to early 1910s New Orleans and how he trapped Tom Riddle as his shadow- but that's a separate post entirely. This is about what happens if they get de-aged in Hell following their retreat from Adam. Because I want to see the Hazbin crew's reaction to Harry and Tom.
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When Adam slashed him with his guitar, it purified both Alastor and his shadow to an age when they were still innocent.
Alastor, Harry, to age 11 -- moments before he'd disintegrated Quirrell to death.
Voldemort, Tom, to age 10 -- days before he led his fellow orphans into a cave to torture them.
They awaken in a crumbling radio tower covered in blood and a broken radio staff clutched in Harry's hands.
Tom, being raised Catholic and carrying all the trauma that comes with being able to talk to snakes from a young age, is the most terrified.
Harry still hopped up on the adrenaline of facing his parent's murderer from what he believes is only minutes before, manages to hear the creaking of the radio tower and get them out before it fully collapses.
They wander Hell and quickly come across various demons, all of which have nefarious intentions. They try to escape but even with magic there's only so much 2 human children can do against demons until-
"HEY!" Something hits the back of a hellhound's head, knocking him out and giving Harry the chance to run to stand in front of Tom.
They both look warily at their savior: a tall heavy-set demon with imp-like horns and bat-wings. In his hand was the broken guitar he'd used to smash over the hellhound's head. He looked angry.
"BITCH! You owe me a new guitar!"
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Adam sees these kids and assumes they're the reason he's in hell. That he has to save them and then he can return to heaven - how else would 2 human children who reminded him of his own just happen to wander into his path?
So he takes them in and re-learns what it means to be a father responsible and care have empathy for his descendants. He meets other sinners who are not the worst and it makes him feel guilty confused.
For 3 months, he tries to find a way to get these 2 children back to the human world. They're both so bright and kind but absolutely fucking traumatized. He's going to have to find them better parents when he takes them back because they were under no circumstances going back to whoever they were with before.
Everyday he's with them, the kids open up just a bit more. What does it say about their homelives that they feel more comfortable in Hell living with what they think is a demon? They have so much potential like Abel and capacity for goodness like Cain before he-.
He tries -oh god how he fucking tries- to get them out of this hell-hole, but eventually he has to man up and ask for help.
HA! Sike. No, he obviously was supposed to demand Lucifer send them back. After all, it must've been his fuck-up that got these kids stuck here so it was his responsibility to fix it. Not Adam's!
Yeah that sounded right.
He marches up to the Hazbin Hotel with the kids behind him he wasn't scared shut up and knocks on the door.
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Lucifer contacts Ozzie to open a portal.
Problem #1 The moment Harry touches the tear in realities, he hits a brick-wall. Or at least what feels like one. The portal is nothing more than a 2-way mirror for him. He can see but not cross-over.
Problem #2 Lucifer takes a closer look and realizes that their souls are already marked for Hell. But they're full of holy energy even after 3 months.
Adam refuses to believe this and demands to talk with Heaven.
Problem #3 ...No one has heard from Heaven since the failed Extermination.
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Adam stays at the Hotel since it's safer for the kids cheaper than renting his overpriced studio apartment that smells like piss and cheese. Niffty fucking hates him though, he hurt her favorite bad boy! He's not dead she would feel it but he's gone again because of him!
Over the next 3 months, the kids grow. Not normally though, every time they make even a minor sin, they age rapidly before Adam's eyes. Sometimes he swears their nails seem claw-like, their teeth sharper when they smile, and their eyes seem to glow when he's looking out of the corner of his eye.
They eventually get in contact with Emily who first informs them that Sir Pentious was redeemed. She then takes a look at the kids with Lucifer. They discover that the children had been de-aged to a period of innocence due to the holy-light that had flooded them.
Lucifer tells Adam it was likely his holy-light wave that sliced the hotel in half that did the deed. They must've gotten caught too close to the blast-radius.
They hypothesize from their rapid age growth and behavior, that sinning will eventually revert the children back to their original demon forms.
And Adam-
Adam, for once in his immortal life, refuses to give up on his children.
Ponieważ to, że Armia Rewolucjionistów jest jakąś tajną organizacją, gdzie wszyscy są super-sekretnymi szpiegami którzy specjalizują się w kłamaniu, udawaniu kogoś kim nie są i infiltrowania Marine jest już praktycznie fanonem, zastanawiam się czemu nikt jeszcze nie napisał FF o tym, że Garp wpada na Sabo, kiedy Sabo działa jako szpieg pod przykrywką w Bazie Marynarki.
I just think that Ekko getting to meet Isha would have been so baller because like yeah - Okay so Ekko's main thing is that he wants to build a better future for his community and there is an emphasis when the Firelight base is shown on the children, because they are literally the future. And he hates Jinx - he's come to think of her as heartless, even. But then he sees her with Isha. How she cares for her, and tries to build her a better future too. And that's one of the things that makes it click - that maybe his perception of this woman isn't 100% accurate - at least not anymore. Maybe his friend is still there.
I just think it would be neat 😭
Tgcf Fic I wish existed/promt???
!Spoiler warning!
So, pretty much, somehow, someway, after the events of cannon (minus the year that Xie Lian waited) Hualian kick the bucket, don't ask me to explain why. Its ideally after they win the fight against Jun Wu.
Obviously thing one (Feng Xin) and Thing two (Mu Qing) are distraught but years go by and the pain dulls. Oddly enough people do pray to hualian statues, usually asking for love, despite it being known that they are gone. Well, no big deal, mortals are weird.
Anyway, one day Mu Qing gets a few prayers about some ghost in a small town. Usually Feng Xin would be with him but the man likes to keep himself busy during this time (the anniversary). By the time he gets there some local cultivator had already worked things out. Peacefully too, hoe odd. So Mu Qing decides to investigate, perhaps someone destined to ascend.
He some how finds himself at a temple to Hualian, yay... though, there is the cultivator he was looking for. It's a young woman (probably a good thing Feng Xin didn't go) in peach colored robes. She didn't look anything special, her tanned skin indicated that she probably helped out in the fields. She has kind eyes.
What was she doing at that temple though? Praying for love? Maybe not praying but love was definitely a cause. Their was another young woman (oh God, another one) who tended to the shrine. She was probably about a year younger then the cultivator. She wore dark pink robes, almost red and her hair was on a lopsided ponytail.
Anyone could tell by the way they looked at each other... and... wait, Mu Qing recognized the cultivator's smile and the foxish smirk from the other
Oh
Mu Qing thought that gods did reincarnate. That's what everyone knew... but...
His Highness... Her Highness? Looked happy andsodidthatannoyinglittlebratturmedsupreme
Maybe it was best to let them have their peace...
Mu Qing returned back to heaven, something in his chest feeling lighter
And the funniest thing is that they're actually married, or at least privatly, Dick knows it, just find it funnier that the whole world now ships SuperBat like he did once when he was a kid
One day, while Hal films one of their bickering they start kissing, and for the shock Hal post it, for error, like litteraly, it's not a post but a stories so it dosen't remain on the account but it immediately gets viral and starts getting reposted around by other accounts both from the superbat fandom and not
Later on Bruce banish both Hal and Wally from posting on the official JL account for 5 months until they get "training" on how to not invade people privacy
Just imagine the Justice League opening an official Instagram channel (Batman had only wanted a Twitter account, but then Wally made sad puppy eyes), where they post mostly about official press releases and news. But...but they also post other stuff.
Diana beating the shit out of every JL member under the guise of sparring and making self-defense videos for girls and little story time videos on ancient Greek and Roman mythology. Jo'nn makes art. His videos mostly consist of oil painting scenes from his home world. Hal and Wally make joint videos and have the most number of likes and comments cause they are hilarious. Wally started the series 'The World's Finest married couple' and shoots specific content of Superman and Batman bickering like an old married couple (which finally starts the influx of superbat shippers and Dick is thrilled), and it makes their follower count blow out of proportion.
Yes.
Flirting with the idea of developing a fic idea I had where Dean freaks out after Cas is bought back (post s15) and flees to Jody's under the guise of fixing her roof or her fence or something and just keeps finding things to fix instead of going back to the bunker, and in that time he actually learns how to unwind and set aside his soldier mentality for the first time ever, opens up to Jody a little about not knowing how to accept someone's love without thinking it will kill them, and he also begins to grow out his hair and beard because again, he's no longer a soldier he doesn't need the utilitarian cut anymore, and when Cas finally gets fed up enough to chase him down and confront him he bursts into Jody's house ready to fight it out but is blindsided by Dean Winchester, love of his life, with floppy hair, a beard, some fuckass Hawaiian shirt, bickering in the kitchen with Claire as he cooks dinner or something and the steam is taken out of him so fast because it's the softest and most relaxed he's ever seen Dean that he just kind of walks up and puts his hands in his hair and stares at him while Dean has that emotional in love with my best friend crisis he was avoiding for months in like fifteen seconds flat
Yess modern Az is something else 😩 so hot without even trying to be…
yesssssss like you know he’s covered in tats, dresses mostly in black, has a motorcycle and would probs post thirst traps of him playing electric guitar with his fingers ringed up anonymously on tiktok 😩😩