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EVERYTHING IS WRONG, COUNT IN YOUR HEAD
NEVER LOOK TO THE SCREENS
PERFORM MORE FOWARD THAN UP
DON’T FORGET YOUR SHOES ON THE BUS AFTERWARDS
MAKE A HORNY BRASS PUN BEFORE YOU LEAVE
YOUR PRE-SHOW RITUAL MAY NOT HAPPEN WITH TIME CONSTRAINTS
YOU WILL CATCH EVERYTHING WITHOUT WIND
TURN OUT THAT LUNGE! YOU LOOK FABULOUS
THE TUNNEL IS UNNECESSARILY SCARY AND ANXIETY BUILDING