Fml - Blog Posts

How u doing today alsooo do u do those things were anonymous people can clam an emoji? If so can I be ⭐️

not too great actually bc i thought i posted the next ch of IBLD and This is me trying and i was so confused as to why no one liked it only to find out TUMBLR DELETED MY SHIT AGAIN

but yeah ofc you can be ⭐️

people with lactose intolerance really don't be giving a fuck. my friend just chugged a glass full of milk tea that was the size of my forearm, looked me in the eye, and said, 'One must live freely or not at all'. what the hell was that about.

Bisexual Struggles

So I have a specific group of people that I would usually hang out with in chorus. One of those people is a rather sweet and adorable girl named Kirsten and another is an awesome and attractive guy named Daniel. 

I was quite happy to call them my friends and was even happier when they actually invited me to go and hang out with them outside of chorus. 

Then I realized that I might have a thing for Kirsten. Then that thing exploded and I had to restrain myself from constantly coming onto my, probably straight, female friend. 

Then she started dating Daniel, which was fine.

Until I started to develop a thing for him as well. Then things got complicated.

Kirsten is wonderful and I enjoy hanging out with her but I also really enjoy hanging out with Daniel. So I accepted when I was invited to hang out with them at the shopping center nearby. This became a problem because I ended up hanging out with only Kirsten for a good portion of the first time and then both times I ended up sharing all of my food and his food with Daniel.

This was awesome for me because I had always wanted to be able to share space and food and belongings with the people I’m close to. I tend to get kind of clingy when I really like people and I really liked both of them.

Unfortunately, as I mentioned before, they were dating each other. 

So, over the course of three months, I developed two incredibly painful crushes on two absolutely amazing people that I didn’t even stand a chance with.

My response to this predicament was the only possible solution I could come up with.

I failed all of my classes and decided not to go to college anymore. 

And that’s the end of that.

*sighs wearily*

is being a therapist reaaaallly worth it cause omg i have exams for the next 3 weeks and i am so ready to 🦢🤿

someone send a hit man to me pretty please i literally don’t know how to effectively revise i just look back at notes jot em down and hope for the best😕

NEVA FUCKIN PRODUCE IN DA STORM WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

So I complimented someone on their TMNT shirt today and they ran away. I guess I'm that hideous

Downside of living in the Florida Keys

Snow bird season (the season between the the end of November and the beginning of January where people from the north come down to get away from the cold and slows down the wifi)

Cramps are like a sample of what it's like to be eaten by a zombie

Damnit I moved to the keys to get away from my problems not become a five star meal for mosquitos