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This all legit sounds like Frozen.
Marianne: Can I say something crazy?
Willoughby: I love crazy!
Marianne and Willoughby: ♪ Our mental synchronization / Can have but one explanation / You and I were just meant to be! ♪
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Elinor: Hang on! You mean to tell me you got engaged to someone you just met that day?!
Marianne: Yes. Pay attention.
Elinor: Didn’t your parents ever warn you about strangers?
Marianne: Yes, they did. But Willoughby is not a stranger.
Elinor: Oh yeah? What’s his last name?
Marianne: …Willoughby?
Elinor: What’s his favorite food?
Marianne: Sandwiches.
Elinor: Best friend’s name?
Marianne: Probably John.
Elinor: Eye color?
Marianne: Dreamy.
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Sir John: Let me see. Bright eyes. Working nose. Strong teeth. Yes, yes. She’ll do nicely for our Colonel Brandon.
Marianne: Wait, wait, wait! Oh. Um…no.
Brandon: You’ve got the wrong idea.
Mrs. Jennings: What’s the issue, dear? Why are you holding back from such a man? ♪ Is it the clumpy way he walks? ♪
Sir John: ♪ Or the grumpy way he talks? ♪
Marianne: Oh, no.
Charlotte Palmer: ♪ Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped weirdness of his feet? ♪
Brandon: Enough! She’s engaged to someone else. Okay?
Sir John: ♪ So she’s a bit of a fixer upper. That’s a minor thing. ♪
Mrs. Jennings: ♪ Her quote “engagement” is a flex arrangement ♪
Margaret: ♪ And by the way, I don’t see no ring. ♪
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Marianne: *arrives in London*
Marianne: *writes to Willoughby*
Willoughby: Oh, Marianne. If only there was someone out there who loved you.
Entire audience, Elinor, Mrs. Dashwood, Margaret, Mrs. Jennings, Sir John, Mr. and Mrs. Palmer: *GASP*