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Donald, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
Della: But Donald, we don't smoke.
Donald: Cut the crap, Della. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Donald: *points at Gladstone* One! *points at Fethry* Two! *points at Gyro* Three! *points at Fenton* Four! *points at Della* Five!
Donald: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Gyro: *puts a cigarrette in Donald's hand*
Donald: Thank you. ...Light?
The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*