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the-crap-gatsby

1 year ago

Not me weeping because after 2 months of procrastination (and out right terror at the thought of the gloom hands)

I finally got the MASTER SWORD!

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(Yes I know it’s a stupid amount of time but I did the dragons tears quest like really close to the beginning and didn’t know it would lead to the master sword so I didn’t have any stamina. And then I couldn’t find wyrm wife, and was too scared to fight the hands.)

Not Me Weeping Because After 2 Months Of Procrastination (and Out Right Terror At The Thought Of The

Also look at them, link and his fabulous wyrm wife.

So sparkly, so beautiful, so blond

Oh and link’s there as well

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penguinly

3 weeks ago

I’d like to imagine that every Zelda game save file is just an alternate universe. So like there’s Tears of the Kingdom and in some universes (speedrunners) Link is a being capable of burning down the fabric of reality and reinventing physics because it’s a normal Tuesday and he will not let another incarnation of the same fucking dude he spent killed to save Zelda hurt her again. And then there’s an alternate universe where he sees a gloom hand for the first time and goes screw courage and yeets himself off Akkala Citadel Ruins and paraglides away as fast as humanly possible.

Yeah that second alternate universe is mine. I am never approaching one of those again. I didn’t even fight that thing and I am still terrified. I just saw the red sky and bolted for my life.