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Hey,Y'all...,¿Are Ya Ready For My Most Wonderful,Due Gorgeous Au Ever?,!It's Here At Least!,But,Now,!Behold...,This Magical,"Wildtoonz"...,Story Is Called, "Tyler & The Demon's Flower",Where I Shall Not Include Lui,Mini,Cry,& Even Ohm,(Y'all Know What Happened With Them Indeed),But Yes,This Is 'Bout Pig & Demon,(Wildcat Is a Kindhearted,Yet Young Florist,And Cartoonz Is a Rather Lovely,But Very Handsome Devil King Who's Seeking For An' Weirdest Flower That Is Considerate By Some Demons As A Weapon,A Key,or Even A Heart To Love...,But...,What They Doesn't Know Is That,"Someone",Is Seeking It Too For Rule Both Worlds,(Human/Devil World), Along Our Flower,Which Gives Magical Powers To The Chosen That Possesses It...,¿Due Now,Let's Begin?...
*Chapter 1:A Young Florist...*
*Welcome To Indianapolis,a City Of Delightful Odors On Tennesee,Where An' Young Florist Is Busy Selling Plants Along His Masked Assistant, Jonathan Dennis,Who Loves Smelling His Boss' Medicinal Flowers...*
Tyler:"Welcome To Rose Valley...,¿What Can I Do For You?".
Bryce,(He Is Another Protagonist With Ria):"Uh...,I Want My Tulip Bouquet For Her Birthday...".
Tyler:"¿!Del?!".
Jon:"!Wait For Me Here,Lord Fluffy!","!I'm Comin',Sir!",(Fun Fact:Jonny Was Adopted By Tyler As A Baby Into Mr. Mark's Playground Garden,Which Is a Orphanage...,But Jonny's Childhood Wasn't Great...,He Was Bullied Because The Another Kids Treated Him Like An' Doll,Yet,Suddenly,Somebody,(Wildcat), Finally Appeared,And Punched 'Em In Their Own Nuts...,Yes,Guys...,I'll Adore Making Really Funny Puns...)...
Tyler:*Sigh*,"!Don't Be Too Late!,!Our 1st Customer Is Waiting!".
Jon:"!Okay,Okay!",*Rolling His Soft Blue Eyes To The Left Side*,"!Fine,Here You Go!".
Bryce:"!Thanks!,!This Bouquet Is Really Pretty!".
Wildcat:"!Goodbye!".
Bryce:"!Bye!",(Yup,Fun Fact:Our Blonde Angel Is Ifrit's Spy,Who Disguised As a Human,& Ria Is His,"Unloved",Soul...)...
Jon:"Weird,¿No,Boss?".
Tyler:"Yup...".
*Meanwhile...,In A Abandoned Carnival Tent...,Someone Has Forseen A Vision...*
Jon:"¿Why Do We Go Here,Sir?".
Tyler:"To Find A Friend...",(Nogla Is A Mystical,But Clever Irish Gypsy Seer Whom Predicts Everything With His Loyal Friend Aka Talking Crystal Ball,(Brian).
*Now...*
Fortuneteller!David:"!Hello,Visitors!,!I Come Seeking Your Future!".
Jon:"!Greetings,Potato!".
Fortuneteller!David:"Don't Call A Lad That Easily...".
Wildcat:"I've Thought The People Of All Ireland Burned You Down...".
Fortuneteller!Nogla:"Nuh-Uh...".
Jon:"¿What Do You Have In Store For Us Today?".
Fortuneteller!Nogla:"Ye Are In Danger, A Very Great Danger...".
Wildcat:"Tch...".
Fortuneteller!Nogla:"!Show Us,Brian!".
Crystal Head!Cyborg:"Ommm...,!Here It Is,Lads!".
Tyler:"¿Is That...,Liz & Genay?...".
Brian:"Hmm...,Maybe They Need Ye, Florist...".
Jon:"I See 'Em...,Along 2 Horned Figures...".
Nogla:"¿Demons,Eh?,!Ye Need To Call Pastor Cunningham & Simone,His Own Wife!".
Jon:"We Will...*
*Meanwhile...,At The Underworld...,An' Horned Stranger Looks Very Curiously At The Young Florist & His Assistant...*
???:"Heh...,Interesting...",(Ifrit/Toonz).
???:"My Lord...,I Got News...".
???:"¿Who Sended You,Belphegor?".
???:"I Think It's King Lucipher...",(Scotty).
???:"Hmm...,"*Reading A Invitation To a Wedding*.
*Dear Lord Ifrit: Today, Me & Lillith,(Chrissy)..., We Shall Marry Together, Yet,Well...,You're Invited To All Deep Abyss...*
???:"Interesting...".
???:"It Isn't,¿My Lord?","It's Strange That A Demon Would Marry His Own Fiancee...".
???:"Shut Up...".
???:"Sorry,Highness...".
???:*Looking At Our Young Florist & His Assistant*,"!Uh...,Belphegor,Check This Out!".
???:"¿Yes,Your Majesty?".
???:"2 Humans...".
???:"Goodness...,They're Dangerous, Sire...".
???:"No.".
???:"Okay. I Understand,Sir.".
???:"Hehehe...".
(End Of Chapter 1,Y'all)...,!Prepare For Angst And Fluff Next Time!>:3
@xxkurookamixx @demonishdraws @nicadenic
It's Been A While Since I'll Created This Blog, Due,Yeah,Now...,I Guess I'm Gonna Make Ep. 3 Of My Wonderful Story,"Tyler & The Devil's Flower",But...,¿Let's Begin With It?...
*Chapter 3:The Demon King Appears...*
*Previously...*
???:"I Think This Human Isn't Our Enemy,My Lord...".
???:"No.".
Pastor Marcel:"If You Come Closer,Demon...,I Shall Throw My Entire Bottle Of Holy Water Along An' White,Salty Circle...".
???:"Do It.".
*Now...*
Florist!Tyler:"!Show Yourselves!".
???:"Okay,Okay...".
Everyone:*Cough Black Clouds Of Smoke,& 2 Demon-Like Figures Appear Between The Mist*.
???:"Ahh...,There You Have It,Humans...".
Genay:"...".
Mother Simone:"¿!Who Are Thou,Demons?!".
???:"Heh...,My Name Is King Ifrit,(Cartoonz), And This Guy Is Belphegor,My Loyal Vizier,(Satt).".
Pastor Marcel:"Wow...,You Know,You're Not Bad...".
Luke,(He Is Ifrit):"For Devil's Sake,Marcel..., Never Draw That Circle Once Again...,You're Givin' Me A Headache...".
Liz:"Oh...,I Know...,Perhaps You Guys Are In Search For A New Home...".
Mike,(Belphegor):"Maybe...".
Genay:"¿Should We Trust Them,Tyler?".
Piggy:"Hmmm...,I'll Say...,Yup...".
Simone:"But,They're Demons...".
Wildcat:"Geez,Stop It...".
*Meanwhile,In A Old Alley,Our Gang Comes Back To All Delivery...*
Tyler:"!Jon,I Came Back!".
Del:"!¿Did You Got Me A Surprise!?".
Tyler:"Indeed.".
Jon:*Looking Curiously At His 2 New Demon Friends*,"Oooh...".
Ifrit:"Interesting...,I've Finally Knew That Jon Denis Is Here...".
Belphegor:"Dear Devil...,It Is Very Curious On How Humans Interact In Private With Us...".
Jon:"¿You Guys Wanna See A Rare Specimen Of Flower For Fun Today?".
Belphegor:"...".
Ifrit:"...".
Jon:"!Then,My Master & I Will Guide You To Our Special Corner!".
*After 6 Hours...*
Ifrit:"Oh...,It's The Mighty,*Ricinus Setiferum Diabolix*...,We Have Been Finding This,And Now,It's Ours...".
Belphegor:"Eheh...".
*!Slam!*
???,(Chrissy,Scotty's Wife,Who Is A Hybrid Of Mortal & Demon):"!Greetings,Lord Ifrit!,!I Got Bad News!,!Your Naughty Stepfather Wanna Rob The Flower From The Kingdom & Dry It!".
Ifrit:"No...,It Can't Be...",(Chrissy Works As Luke's Royal Messenger).
Belphegor:"Highness...,¿Thou Okay?".
Liz:"Wildcat,I Suppose We Don't Have Our Chance...".
Piggy:"Okay,Ifrit. I Guess...,*Sigh*,That We'll Help You...".
Ifrit:"!Thanks,Young Florist!".
Belphegor:*Crossing His Arms Coldly*,"I'm Not Jealous...".
(Rascal's Note:This Is The End Of Episode 3, Yet,Well...,*Chuckling Darkly*,I'll Guess That This Story Shall Unravel More Big Info...,Yet, I'll Hope You Guys Enjoy...,Due,Next Time..., I'll Will Unravel An' Wicked Spirit's Scheme For Steal The Flower From Tyler & Rule The Universe Along His Dried Heart...)...>:3
@frozen-soup @crimsonbluemoon @saka-kim @mssjynx @alfa-angel
Here We Go...,Chapter 2 Of My, "Wildtoonz",Au,"Tyler And The Devil's Flower"...,(Warning:Mild Swearing)...
*Crash,Boom,Crash...*
(@frozen-soup, This Part Contains Mild Swearing,But Don't Worry).
Florist!Tyler:"Thank Goodness That We'll Made It...".
Jon:"Boss,The Storm Is Really Cold...".
Florist!Wildcat:"I Hope Someone Would Come And Pick Us Up...,Geez,It's Freaking Raining...".
*!Crack!*
Florist!Wildcat:"Maybe We Should Go To The Neighborhood's Cafe And Drink A Brew Of Sugary Tea With Some Cinnamon Cookies...".
Jon:"Good Idea,Tyler...,I Mean,Mr. Wildcat.".
Florist!Wildcat:"¿Um,Del...,Shall You Pick Our Rare Specimen?",(Yes,The Ricinus Setiferium Diabolix).
Jon:"!Comin',Boss!".
*Meanwhile,At A Little Church Onto South Beach..., Florida,A Kind Couple Is Attending Their Holy Easter,(Pastor Marcel Cunningham & His Loveable,But Kind Wife,The Young Mother Simone..., When Suddenly,The Rain Comes Down, & Strikes There...*
Pastor Marcel:"!Ladies And Gentlemen,Do Not Fear The Rain!,!It's Jesus' Thing!".
Mother Simone:*Hugging Him While He'll Kisses The Cross*,"¿Do You Think Tyler Shall Visit Us?".
Pastor Marcel:"Maybe...".
Simone:"¿!Then,What Are We Waiting For?!,!Let's Go!".
Marcel:"Not Yet,My Dear...",*Holds Her Right Hand*,"I Know Wildcat Is Our Friend,But I'm Sure This Rain Shall Pass Soon...".
Simone:*Gulp*,"Okay...".
*Back At The Cafe, Wildcat Is Bored, & Jon Is Excited To Have A Happy Coffee...*
Florist!Wildcat:"Don't Jump In The Table Anymore...,You Shall Make Genay Mad...",(Ms Pea & Liz Katz Attend The Cafe).
Jon:"Uh...,Okay,Mr. Wildcat...".
*Now,Introducing...,!Liz Katz!*.
???:"Hi There,Tyler...,I Knew You And Jon Will Come Finally...,!I'll Give Thou Some Freshly Made Mocca With Delicious Berry Bread & Jon...,I Say That He's Gonna Have His Happy Box With 3 Fresh Cinnamon Cookies & Even A Poggers Meal...".
Jon:"!Thanks!".
Florist!Wildcat:"The Storm Is Growing Up...".
Liz:"It Must Be A Demonic Presence...".
Florist!Wildcat:"Silly Girl...,I Think Not...".
Liz:"...,Hey,I'm Being Really Serious...".
*Outside...*
???:"!Ahhhh!,!Let Me In!",(Genay).
Florist!Wildcat:"!It's Your Boss!",*Running To The Door & Seeing Her Very Wet*.
Genay:"!I Freaking Made It To The Cafe!","!Oh, Wildcat,I've Wouldn't See You Sitting Along J In My Diner!".
Liz:"!I'm Sorry,Miss!","!Florist!Wildcat Hath Arrived!".
Genay:"Grr...".
Liz:"I've Made You Mad...,¿Didn't I?".
Genay:*Sigh*,"I Regret It...","But,Next Time,I'll Freaking Kill You If You Would Come Quick...".
Liz:"Fine...".
Genay:"Now...,*Getting In All Job Without Staring At Liz*,"I Heard That Pastor Marcel & Our Kind Wife,Mother Simone,Would Come After They Attend Their Holy Easter So Soon...".
*After 40 Minutes...*
Pastor Marcel:*Huff,Huff...*,"We Made It To Tennessee,Dear...".
Mother Simone:*Achoo,Achoo...*,"Rain Is A Cloud...".
Pastor Marcel:"!Don't Worry!",*Covering Her Along His Black Jacket*.
Mother Simone:"!Thanks,Darling!".
*Now,Wildcat Holds All Flower,In Case That A Demon Needs It...*
Jon:"Hmm...,It's Still Raining...".
Liz:"Yep...".
Marcel:"Ahh...,Let's Go In That Cafe,Honey...".
Simone:"Brr...".
*!More Cracking!*
Wildcat:"At Least...,I Freaking Knew That M. & Simone Should Come Really Fast...".
Kelly,(Appears As A Ghost):"!Boo!",(Kelly Died In The Tennessee War,And Yet,She Lives On Piggy's Heart).
Genay:"!Ahhh!".
Wildcat:"Hehe...,!Never Worry!","!My Wife Is A Spirit That Can Possess People & Haunt!".
Ghost!Kelly:"!Genay,You Can See Me!".
Peavey:"G-G-Ghost...".
Kelly:"Pfft...,*Snickering*,(Nilky Is A Playful Ghost Whom Cares 'Bout Humans Like Her Husband).
Tyler:"Oh...,There You Are...".
Kelly:"Indeed...".
Genay:*Getting Up From The Floor*,"Let Me See...".
Jon:"¿See What?".
Genay:"This Rare Plant Specimen...,¿Is Yours, Wildcat?".
Tyler:"Of Course...".
Genay:"Devil's Flower...","I'm Scared That Any Moment,Lucifer Wakes Up From His 1.000.0 Year Nap,And One Of These Demons That'll He Calls,"Heirs",Should Arrive Very Quickly To My Diner...".
Pastor Cunningham:"!In That Case,We Had Brought Salt,Water,And Our Bible!".
Mother Cunningham:"!Yep!".
*Now,This Is The Devil's Shine...*
Florist!Wildcat:"Oh,No...".
Jon:"Demon...".
Genay & Liz:"OMG...".
???:*Chuckling Darkly*.
Marcel:"!In The Name Of God,Jesus & Our Holy Spirit,I,Pastor Cunningham,I Banish Thee To The Depths From All Underworld, Satan!".
Mother Simone:*Preaching*.
???:"Hello,Humans...".
Liz:"That Demon Can Talk...".
???:"I Guess...".
???:"¿Majesty,Are You Alright?".
???:"Hush...,I'm Fine...",(Luke & Mike).
Tyler:"Speak,Entities...".
???:"¿Do You Need Our Help,Human?".
Tyler:"...".
???:"...".
Marcel:"!Show Yourselves!".
???:"Geez...,Humans Are Loud,Highness...".
???:"Yeah...".
Marcel:"¿!What The Heck?!,¿!Are You Both Mocking Me?!".
???:"We're Not...".
???:"I Regret That This Mortal Is Not Our Enemy...,Lord Ifrit...".
???:"No.".
Marcel:"Fine...,If You Don't Wanna Speak,I'll Throw A Entire Bottle Of Holy Church Water 'Round You...".
???:"Do It...".
(End Of Chapter 2...,I'm Being Better At Writing My Stories For You Fellas & Guys, But,This Is For Jay). @frozen-soup
My God...🐷👹,I Love This...
Delirious: Lets gather around the campfire and sing our campfire song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
Delirious: And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong. But it'll help if you just sing along
Vanoss: Bom Bom Bom...
Delirious: [sings it fast] C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
Delirious and Vanoss: And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong But it'll help if you just sing along
Cartoonz: [Delirious and Vanoss still singing] How... how long have they been doing this?
Wilscat: [exhausted and close to loosing sanity] Three... Hours...
