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inaccurate Flashfam quotes #7
Bart: Barry, I like boys. And I'm in love with Ed!
Barry: *confused about confrontation* Okay, I'm glad you told me, Bart.
Wally: ooo, about that...
Barry: wait- what?
Wally: There's a reason I've been hanging out with Dick more often.
Barry: ...
Barry: Do any of you kids like girls?
Jenni: I do.
Barry: *tired sigh*
Hal "glowstick" Jordan: Is this a good time to tell the kids?
inaccurate Flashfam quotes #5
the adventures of people figuring out that all the Flash's are kleptos
Hal: Barry, we need to have a talk.
Barry: What about?
Hal: It's about the blankets.
Barry: The... blankets?
Hal: Every time you come over for a movie night and use one of my blankets, they always disapear.
Barry: ...
Hal: ...?
Barry: sniffs they're just so comfy...
...
Dick: knocks on Wally's door excessivly
Wally: opens it Hey Dickie. What's up?
Dick: Where are they?
Wally: I'm not kidding this time when I say I have no idea what you're talking about.
Dick: The hats, Wally. My hats. Where are they?
Wally: ... sighs and points to a drawr
...
Tim: ...
Bart: ...
Tim, staring at his sweatshirt: Bart-
Bart: OwO??
Tim: literally cannot say no ... You know what? Keep it.
Yes, and Bruce can't Say no or a synonym of that word
Dick: wait- does this mean that the og JL is just one big family at this point?
Bruce: ... what?
Dick: I mean- I married Wally, who's now leaglly Barry's and Hal's, which makes them your in-law. Jason married Roy, which makes Oliver your in-law, and the rest of you are dating a Super, I feel like that does make the JL a family business
Bruce: ...
Bruce: nO-
I love you, Barry!
