Harry Tag - Blog Posts

anyways in honor of this person and their husband's vet med trauma or whatever i have decided to temporarily let harry out of the perfectly harry sized pot of boiling oil that ive kept him in for the past year. as you can see the first thing he did was take a nap because hes 13 years old and hes a tired little old man. the vet says hes in incredibly good shape for a dog of that age though so its ok.

unfortunately she also said that i cant be boiling him in oil anymore so i have to find a new way to torture him for all eternity... currently considering one of those metal container thingies full of spikes they used in the medieval ages but idk :// itll be hard to find one in his size

WAAAAAIT i just realized. harry has been boiling in oil for one entire year...thats crazy

Reporting you for threatening animals btw. Thanks for laughing at my triggers caused by my husband's suffering!! Hope you get banned!!!

im going to dunk him into a pot of boiling oil and then im gonna eat him

anyways this is harry krispie kute yes that is his full name i was 8 when i named him be nice.. and if pink flamingos doesnt win against homestuck in that poll i am going to shoot him in the head with a kalashnikov rifle

it is -5 degrees celsius outside and 0 degrees inside and yet neither of us are cold.... such is the power of puppy....

sick in the fucking head

trying to start up the grill to make carnita asada and harry is on the other side of the fence crying and wailing because he wants to eat the charcoal what is wrong with him

trying to start up the grill to make carnita asada and harry is on the other side of the fence crying and wailing because he wants to eat the charcoal what is wrong with him