Hiccup X Jack - Blog Posts

Hiccup is Demisexual,

Jack is Trans and Pansexual,

I rest my case.

Finally saw the original on @heyniceworkasshole ‘s page, and an idea struck me

“I- uh, what?”

Astrid was standing at the edge of the door, looking at the clusterfuck of a mess.

Hiccup and Jack, both wide eyed, stared back at her. Jack pinned against the wall, his hands wrapped around the viking heir’s neck. One of Hiccup’s hand next to Jack’s head, the other holding the spirit’s waist.

Both flushed, silently held eye contact with the shield-maiden.

She crossed her arms, “Okay, break it up you guys. This is important.”

Jack and Hiccup awkwardly pulled apart, Hiccup sat on his chair while Jack chose to sit on the table.

Astrid cleared her throat, “Okay, how long?”

“Um,”

A beat passed between them. The boys refused to look at each other.

“A week?”

“A month?”

Another awkward silence fell upon the group. Astrid stared at the pair, eyebrow raised.

Hiccup and Jack sneaked a glance at each other but immediately looked away.

She sighed. “Okay, let’s try again. But this time, without the lying.”

Jack is 165 cm. In other ways 5’5.

Hiccup, in the first film is 154 cm. For other people, that’s 5’1.

Starting from rtte to httyd 2, Hiccup is 185 cm. 6’1.

Hiccup is canonically is taller than Jack in rtte. And that probably irritates Jack so much.

When Jack can’t get something from a shelf, Hiccup reaches from behind him and gives it to him. And that makes Jack so mad.

“Oh you think I can’t reach? Like I can’t just fly up and get it for myself? Are you implying that I’m short?”

And Hiccup tries to explain himself like “No, I was just trying to help you!” And stuff.

When Hiccup’s working in the forge and Jack is there chilling, he sometimes gets in the way of a tool Hiccup needs. So Hiccup just, picks him up and settles him on a table. And Jack is just, shocked. He has to process what just happened and when he does, the humiliation just fully kicks in.

He goes red, and starts to yell at Hiccup like “How dare you-?!” And to this point Hiccup is used to it. But seeing Jack blushing amuses him and he kinda likes it.

So Hiccup starts to doing it on purpose. He rests his arms on Jack, wraps his arms around his waist when Jack’s doing something and startles him, puts his head on top of the others head or shoulder. Picks Jack up when he’s in the way instead of going around him. All that stuff.

It drives Jack mad.

He always goes red when Hiccup does them. He either jumps or shouts at Hiccup. And Hiccup is so smug that he can get ‘laid-back Jack’ so frustrated.

Through time, he gets used to it. It becomes their thing. Hiccup gets touchy with Jack and Jack doesn’t even bats an eye. The gang was surprised and baffled at first, but they also got used to it.

Heather was really baffled when she saw the dynamic. She asked the others, but all she got was shrugs and fond sighs.

Nobody ever actually explained it to Heather how it started, and even though she was curious, she never asked further. Figured out it was just a ‘them’ thing.

Should I make this an AU? Jack being his spirit self and hanging out with the rtte gang? Just daily lives? Say if you want more!

I wanna make an animatic of Hot Wings from Rio but it’s Hijack.

Thoughts? 👀

Jack fell first but Hiccup fell harder.

Secret Frost AU

So, my old account got deleted or something and my old posts got deleted. I made something called Secret Frost AU. It’s a Hijack AU in Pixie Hollow. Hiccup is a Tinker Fairy. Jack is a ‘talentless’ fairy, but is actually a fairy from Winter Woods. His birth place was mixed and he is in the Warm Side. So his talent never got unlocked.

I’m gonna continue it and post more of it. Also gonna try to remember my old posts about it from memory. If you see my old posts somewhere, pls contact me or comment, my old account was “Regular0side-hoe”.

Thank you for your understanding.

Fuck my old account got deleted, r u f kidding me tumblr? Just when I posted something new for Secret Frost AU?? ಠ_ಠ

It was about Hiccup finding out Jack had no talent. I’ll try to write the same again, since it got deleted and I can’t find it anywhere. :/

For those who don’t know this is “Regular0side-hoe”

My account lagged or smt idk. I couldn’t get in. Pls help me. All my posts are deleted. :/