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"Can't wait too see all that baby oil!" - 10/7
"Some people do cross fit, some destroy books, I drink coffee and vaguely mess with kids, its my therapy," - 9/24
*In regards to Prohibition* "Us American's, gotta have our beer on Sunday's" - 9/16
"Wyatt's looking for a sugar mama." - (Teacher)
"Hell yeah!"
"Looks like you're going to be working, (name) " - (Teacher)
"I'd rather be homeless..." - (name) - 9/13
"Don't lick it! Don't lick Joseph's candy! He doesn't want his candy licked! " -9/13
"Brooke is not a dude, shes a dudette! You keep talking to her like that she wont take you to Homecoming!"- 9/13
"2008? So you weren't even a twinkle in you're father's eye?" -9/10
"You're either pregnant or not pregnant, there's no inbetween" - 8/23
"No one knows Uranus better than you do" - 8/21
*To the tune of Wellermen* "There once was a man who touched my peen
the name of the man was Billy or Gene" - 5/16
"yk that boulder in Indiana Jones? That's me!" - 5/15
"I know your thirsty...ᶠᵒʳ ᶜᵒᶜᵏ" - 4/30
"You keep concerning me, grandson, because you're so frivolous in a speedo! " -2/26
"I'm an alpha sigma, you're a beta!"
"No, I'm the sigma beta!" -2/26
"Nate, how do you feel about the fact that a cripple gets more play than you? He can't feel anything and get's more bitches than you!" - 1/16
"Did you know Steven Hawking was on Epstien's Island?"
"Of course I know, I was there, I saw him. I also enjoy naked midgets trying to solve math problems on tall chalkboards" -1/9
"When he was in England, he had to sword-fight some dude for looking at his ass" -11/14