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It cracks me up that Wilson is canonically really good in bed He had all there wives say to House’s face he only cared about you House but dick game was CRAZY
the face wilson makes when he's actually right and he comes home to house cooking Italian food and folding his fucking laundry like a 1950s housewife on lethal doses of valium
HOUSE M.D. • S4E11 ↳ “Frozen”
house and wilson are definitely order-takeout-on-the-couch besties but whenever they do go out to eat together, house always holds wilson's hand the entire time and informs their servers that this is their anniversary dinner so he can get free dessert. wilson only argued about it the first few times and then gave up because whatever ok he wants free dessert too!! sometimes they even get champagne!! then one day at lunch wilson is just super preoccupied with looking over a file or something so his brain goes into anniversary-dinner-mode the moment house sits down across from him and wilson holds his hand out of muscle memory while reading and house silently lets him bc he's waiting for wilson to realize what he's doing and be horrified (wilson doesn't realize until they're walking out, still holding hands, and he stops in the middle of the busy hallway and goes wait honey what about dessert??) (then he gets in trouble with HR for saying public sexual euphemisms at work)
do you think wilson packed his own hoodie into house's psych ward luggage on purpose
imagine being wilson's wife (one of them anyway) and having to explain to your accountant that the tens of thousands of dollars in daily expenses from your joint bank account are your husband buying 1-3 meals per day for his codependent friend
an inch away (from more than just friends)
hilson, 5.2k, mature/explicit
main story tags: feelings realization, love confessions, first kiss, getting together alternate ending tags: light angst, face-fucking, light dom/sub, dom!wilson
“In our long and colourful friendship spanning nearly two decades, have you ever thought about kissing me?” House and Wilson have a normal conversation that leads to its natural conclusion.
read on ao3
if i were married to wilson i would simply let him cheat on me with house. thats literally the only way to maintain the marriage successfully. maybe the other mrs wilsons should've tried that first
Okay but imagine your doctor just told you that your 9yo who's in cancer remission is gonna die because of another tumor so you're crying and when you look back at the doctor he's eyefucking that other doctor who's standing in front of the room. Wilson what the hell dude
House has definitely sent Wilson a dick pic or several but he sends them by email because they are both old men and the titles are things like ‘URGENT: please identify if lung cancer’ or ‘patient biopsy results - respond ASAP’ so that Wilson’s guilt complex makes him feel obligated to open each one just in case someone’s life is actually on the line
unpopular opinion but i think a ship that's not canon but both halves are canonically insane about each other is infinitely better than a ship that's canon and boring
wilson, the literal head of the oncology department, is not ONCE seen working with anyone else from oncology??? my mans always hanging around with the department of diagnostics like he doesn't have a whole other department to run????
and his office? nowhere near the oncology department but oh wait there's a balcony that literally connects his office with the diagnostics office. why. WHY.
this is a medical procedure turned dinner date
